Jennifer Lopez gave birth early this morning to twins, a boy and a girl, on Long Island. All are said to be well and the babies are completely healthy. People magazine says:
The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.
"Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon," Lopez's manager Simon Fields (says).
They're the first children for Lopez, 38, and the fourth and fifth for Anthony, 39.
There's literally nothing on this earth that I have less interest in than Jennifer Lopez and her dumb ass kids. Moving right along.
"Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon"
Didn't the Cow jump over the Moon? Confirmation that Jennifer is of Bovine ancestry? I think so.
Can we deport them?
Coddled babies will turn into be spoiled teenagers who turn to drugs and alcohol to kill the pain of disinterested parents and spend money to earn the acceptance of the media who by this time will ignore them except for the regular arrest.
Poor kids.
As much as I loathe Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor, I can't say anything bad about newborn babies. They might have been born to a couple of posers, but they're still innocent babies who are years from committing any atrocities against man and nature.
Glad to hear the twins are both healthy, though.
So me, Pepper and DaiMac all live on the East Coast?
"…..the twins were taken by a team of nannies and will well taken care of, Marc and JLO will be by for weekly visits"
4th and 5th kids for Marc……wow, he must be so excited by the novelty of it all….
Sarcasto
YES>
Why you want to work out a plan to get the twins?
Kirstie Alley was pregnant?
How? Why?
in related news… the doctor that delivered the twins is now in surgery after pouring bleach in his eyes for 20 minutes. He was heard screaming " i am not paid enough to look at that revolting vagina."
strangely the babies came out ass first, and second
Good news. Spoiled, self-obsessed, egotistical narcissists make the best mothers.
JENIFAA YOPEZ
TWO JACK NICHOLSON AVATARS IN A ROW
I’d like to say something unbelievably cruel and demeaning right now, but I just can’t seem to care enough.
TWIN JACK NICHOLSONS
If you could have your babies anywhere on earth would you choose LI? Really? no.
is it fucking halloween?
I'm just glad they took all those precautions to thwart any attempted kidnapping!
There's literally nothing on this earth that I have less interest in than Jennifer Lopez and her dumb ass kids.
So…why post this? Isn't Britney licking a curb right now or something?
So a skelton finally successfully mated with a cockroach. Isn't science wonderful?