JENNIFAA YOPEZ IS FANCY

Jennifer Lopez is set to give birth to twins any day now, and last week we heard that the Long Island hospital where she’s set to deliver was running security drills to prepare for the star studded placenta on it's way.  Why?  Well because New York City hospitals have nothing better to do than cater to Jennifer Lopez.  And now, the Post follows up and says she even has a special extra fancy room waiting just for her.  Just sitting there, taking up space in the hospital, empty until JLos seed spills out.  According to Page Six…

A staffer there says a private room – furnished especially for the mom-to-be with a luscious brown leather couch – has been sitting empty for two weeks now. The room is reserved for the diva. "No one's even allowed in there until she gets here. It's just sitting there for her," said the employee.

Did they just say the couch was "luscious"?  Rawr!  What a sexy story!  Although I wouldn’t take any crap from that couch, no matter how luscious it may be.  In fact I may hump the toaster right in front of it to remind it who’s boss.

(oh, and sorry for the crappy updates today.  it was like 4 degrees in manhattan this weekend, and if i get better, i'll be upgraded to "dead")