JESSICA ALBA IS SCARY

Latina magazine actually has a pretty nice pictorial this month of Jessica Alba recreating famous horror movie roles.  And even though Alba has done something similar to this already for Esquire magazine (here), and Heidi Klum did something similar before that (here), these kind of shoots never ever get old (hottest picture ever?  yes.  hottest picture ever).  Here, Alba recreates A Magazine Cover, "The Birds", "Rosemary’s Baby", "Psycho", "Scream" and … um … okay actually I don’t know what that last one is.  Her hair is wet so I assume it's some Japanese movie.  Japanese people are terrified of people with wet hair.  It's in every one of their fucking movies.  Especially kids, either wet kids or kids with wet hair.  Rest assured, if you're watching a scary Japanese movie, and one of the characters is a towel salesman, he's the hero and he will win.