Latina magazine actually has a pretty nice pictorial this month of Jessica Alba recreating famous horror movie roles. And even though Alba has done something similar to this already for Esquire magazine (here), and Heidi Klum did something similar before that (here), these kind of shoots never ever get old (hottest picture ever? yes. hottest picture ever). Here, Alba recreates A Magazine Cover, "The Birds", "Rosemary’s Baby", "Psycho", "Scream" and … um … okay actually I don’t know what that last one is. Her hair is wet so I assume it's some Japanese movie. Japanese people are terrified of people with wet hair. It's in every one of their fucking movies. Especially kids, either wet kids or kids with wet hair. Rest assured, if you're watching a scary Japanese movie, and one of the characters is a towel salesman, he's the hero and he will win.
I'm a huge fan of Ms. Alba's vagina lips. Shit, I'd munch that box while she was giving birth.
That last one is either Poltergiest or Nightmare on Elm Street
I think the last one is Nightmare on Elm street?
I'm probably wrong but I remember the whole ceiling mutilation opener.
Why not a photo of her raising her arms like the rest of the slutty models? Or maybe touch your lip, how original…
is she supposed to be a guy in the Psycho pic???
the last pic is what happens when she cowgirls me and i blow a load… kinda like those rockets that are water powered… *pump pump pump pump* SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIRT [insert flying rocket here]
i can really create a visual, huh?
Is a pecan mudslide something I get at Dairy Queen or something I wanna' do to her ? I can never remember. Nevermind.
meh.
the 3rd picture is gonna happen once she realizes what a horrible mistake she's done helping that bag of douche ,Cash Warren spawn a child. (the only difference would be that she'd probably be about 40 pounds heavier.)
WHO? REALLY? GIVES? A? SHIT?
The last picture is her being the baby from Trainspotting.
She is damaged goods as far as i'm concerned. It's all gone downhill since 'Out of the Blue'… That photo of her with the baby cot shows how poor an actor she is and it's only a photo!
Does Latina magazine come with a complimentary towel for their readers?
I believe the last one is supposed to be the remake of Exorcist
The real horror/scary thing is that she is an actress and gets paid really, really, really well to appear in films.
She should just parade on stage and flash her 'assets'.
Keep your mouth shut, except to smile and take the salchicha, honey. Thanks.
a couple of those screaming pics is what the little bitch is going to look like in 6 months when she's pushing a ten pound turkey out her snatch
My vote for the last one is Nightmare on Elm Street
Sarah Michelle Gellar also did a similar spread in Entertainment Weekly a few years back and it was so much better than this one…this spread is almost as bad as any/all of her movies.
Whenever I see her in that platinum blonde hair, All I see is a foxy Mugato (Star Trek white gorilla). I can't explain it. She looks much better with her natural brown hair.