Monday it was shockingly revealed that fitness icon Kirstie Alley would no longer be the lead spokesperson for the Jenny Craig Weight Loss program. Rumor was she wanted more money than Craig was willing to pay. But now it seems Alley has picked herself up off the frosting-stained floor and developed her own weight loss program. Now you too can look great, the Kirstie Alley Way! Yahoo says:
…the one-time "Fat Actress" isn't giving up on the weight loss industry. "After lengthy negotiations, regretfully the Jenny Craig Company and I did not come to an agreement to continue as their spokesperson," Alley said in a statement posted on People Magazine's Web site Tuesday.
Alley, 57, told People that while her experience with Jenny Craig was "extraordinary," she wants "to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride."
Alley said she intends to develop her own weight-loss brand with plans to launch in 2009.
This idea is gonna make a billion dollars. I can't think of one thing wrong with it. Not one. Oh wait. Never mind. I just remembered this. By that, I mean, this. I haven't actually seen Kirsties diet plan yet, but I think we both know what it says. Step 1: take one lean chicken breast. Step 2: broil or grill chicken breast. Step 3: throw chicken in the trash Step 4: order pizza(s) Step 5: Eat Step 6: cry.
(thanks JD)
fister
Does that come with extra bacon?
What's with all the Michael Moore stories? He's a douche.
buy a 6 month membership and receive a free moo- moo
Guarantee her weight loss plan will attribute obesity to malevolent thetans. You can only get rid of them by giving the church of Scientology 40% of your income. Xenu decrees it.
Show us your tits!!
Reasons why the Kirstie Alley weight loss program will fail:
at least she doesn't have panty lines in the banner pic.
I feel like winding-up and swinging a big sturgeon right at her head like a baseball bat. I don't know why.
Blow me you pig………………
Oops I forgot one
Does the new plan involve bulimia ? Maybe she could vomit Parker Stevenson back up. Poor guy has been missing for some time now.
Banner pic - She looks like she has a swollen mouth and she looks like she got punched in the eye.
I think she got donkey punched twice.
Either that or it must have been one hell of a gloves off negotiation with Jenny Craig…
when i saw that she was 57 i thought "no way, that is way too high a number". then i realized it was her age and not how many tons she currently weighs.
ba-du-ching! thanks! i will be posting all week. don't forget to tip your waitress
Does her knew diet plan involve Meth or Cocaine? Or is it one that you just pray that the alien Gods come down and zap the fat off your ass?
Uh, what kinda car do you got?
It's a
Bitchin'. Camaro.
Hogging is fun…..this bitch is crazy enough to make it the best time ever.
Kirstie was fired because she ate the 1 week meal plan in one sitting. She obviously didn't understand the rules.
Kirstie Alley is now suing Avon for breach of contract. Apparently the makeup conglomerate's Personal Match Natural Concealer was incapable of concealing Kirstie's double chins. Ha, ha!
i think cankels on women is sexy. i'm jealous. maybe i can go on her new diet plan and get me some of them ham hocks. plus apparently my ass is about 15 sizes too small. i cry in my salad.
yohn - Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y''know all proceeds go to get their
lead singer out a' jail.
Kirstie's diet plan: