February 20, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Monday it was shockingly revealed that fitness icon Kirstie Alley would no longer be the lead spokesperson for the Jenny Craig Weight Loss program.  Rumor was she wanted more money than Craig was willing to pay.  But now it seems Alley has picked herself up off the frosting-stained floor and developed her own weight loss program.  Now you too can look great, the Kirstie Alley Way!  Yahoo says:

…the one-time "Fat Actress" isn't giving up on the weight loss industry.  "After lengthy negotiations, regretfully the Jenny Craig Company and I did not come to an agreement to continue as their spokesperson," Alley said in a statement posted on People Magazine's Web site Tuesday.Alley, 57, told People that while her experience with Jenny Craig was "extraordinary," she wants "to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride."Alley said she intends to develop her own weight-loss brand with plans to launch in 2009.

This idea is gonna make a billion dollars.  I can't think of one thing wrong with it.  Not one.  Oh wait.  Never mind.  I just remembered this.  By that, I mean, this.  I haven't actually seen Kirsties diet plan yet, but I think we both know what it says. Step 1: take one lean chicken breast.  Step 2: broil or grill chicken breast.  Step 3: throw chicken in the trash  Step 4: order pizza(s)  Step 5: Eat  Step 6: cry.

(thanks JD)

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