02.27.2008 LINDSAY LOHAN IS A GOOD EXAMPLE

Lindsay Lohans little sister Ali has an interview with Teen Vogue this month or week or whatever that thing is, and in it she puts to rest any doubt that being an empty headed vapid fame whore is genetic.

ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."
ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good
feeling to have."
ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."

Well they better do some fake stuff because Ali is 14.  What the hell is a 14 year old gonna do, take care of her turtle and eat pizza?  Either way, her dumb ass better embrace it while she can.  In 10 years she's gonna go from people asking for her autograph to people asking, "can a nigga get a table dance?"

(60) Comments

  1. Juan 02/27/2008 13:48

    "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know."

     "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe."

    Hey, Ali, grow a pair then we'll talk.

     

  2. Joey 02/27/2008 13:49

    god. what a retard. double fist.

  3. Ballsnyc 02/27/2008 13:49

    Fucking me is a well known fact that you can be someone!

  4. Juan 02/27/2008 13:49

    ^OR, if you can talk LiLo into a threesome, I'll introduce you to the ancient Kama Sutra right now.

    Of course, since you're only 14, all you can do is watch us.

     

     

  5. BigFoot's Dick 02/27/2008 13:49

    So many freckles!!!! 

  6. BigFoot's Dick 02/27/2008 13:51

    I'd love to shove my fists into both of their poons so I could have a mitten thing going on,  Oh yeah!

  7. USA #1!!!! 02/27/2008 13:55

    ""I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know."

    "Hey I can make you famous. Here's another girl and here's a cup. Now I need you to take a dump in the cup…."

  8. R. Wiggum 02/27/2008 13:57

    Great future for this dumb cunt.

  9. tomcruise's_manservant 02/27/2008 13:57

    Just add vodka and…blam!!! Instant whore with monstrous tits. I like em like that.

  10. Doctress Leisa 02/27/2008 13:58

    "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does."

    I'll bet she can't wait to be her sister's sloppy seconds.

  11. thedirtycajun 02/27/2008 13:58

    when is that bill gonna pass making it legal to hunt celebrities for sport?

    no automatic weapons either. i'm thinking Bow and arrow or maybe a box held up with a stick and in the box a contract for a shitty reality tvshow.

  12. Woodman 02/27/2008 14:01

    Why is she staring at her sister's tits?

  13. Slaappy 02/27/2008 14:01

    Required Statement by all hot females upon seeing me

    I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

  14. Cocksteady 02/27/2008 14:02

    Is anyone really that shocked, though?

     

    Look at their stupid whore of a mother….

     

     

    "I learned it from watching YOU, Dad!!!" 

  15. gravy donor 02/27/2008 14:02

    If she "developes" like her big sis she will be famous. If her tits don't develope like big sis you will never hear from her again. She needs to look in a mirror,she is fucking ugly and so is her sister. Lilo has the best tits in Hollywood and likes to fuck,that is why she is still in the limelight. Otherwise she would be another child actor no one remembers.

  16. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/27/2008 14:04

    "ali, come over here on the couch and lets talk about a possible part for you"

     

    she can sign my prostate

  17. LA_Woman 02/27/2008 14:05

    Exactly, Doctress. Down the line when Lindsay's over 30 it'll be the other way around! Being a cougar in Hollywood is getting more acceptable though I guess!

  18. USA #1!!!! 02/27/2008 14:06

    I love this fucking culture. Who wants to be a stupid scientist, doctor or lawyer when you can become famous by being a drugged out whore?

  19. Doctress Leisa 02/27/2008 14:06

    "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does."

    I'll bet she can't wait to be her sister's sloppy seconds.

  20. Doctress Leisa 02/27/2008 14:10

    If this were any other child she would be taken away from these money-grubbing whores she has as parents.

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