The first person Barron Hilton called yesterday after he ended up in jail for DUI and using a fake ID (this genius even gave the cop the fake) was his sister Paris, who was on her way to Vegas. She said no, she wasn't going to bail him out, because she wanted to teach him a lesson. His parents also refused to bail him out for the same reason, and he wasn't actually sprung until some friends posted the 20,000 dollar bond at around 5pm. None of which is surprising in the least. If you're ever in trouble, and Paris Hilton has to decide between you and a club, rest assured, help is not on its way. You might as well just pick up your phone and push buttons randomly. Just immolate yourself and get it over with, because that bitch doesn't care about anyone but herself.
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Paris in 'only caring about one's self' SHOCKER.
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Paris told her brother, "Sorry, I spent all my money on–"
a) orphans in Africa
b) herpes medicine
c) KY jelly
d) my cat's operation
e) "lazy eye" exercise book
f) some fine cocaine, ooh yeh
g) tickets to my new movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie"
Paris: "I'd bail my cat out of the vet before I bailed your ass out, Barron von Douchenozzle"
The only thing this wench has going for her is her young age. She'll be servicing glory holes by age 33.
she wasn't going to bail him out, because she wanted to teach him a lesson. His parents also refused to bail him out for the same reason
If it worked for Paris, then it will work for Barron…
Don't forget about that halfway house for women.
I AM IRONY MAN!
the hilton parents may be a little late trying to" teach their kids a lesson" the only thing he'll learn in jail is how to relax your anus before it gets pounded by a nice niggy.
That chick she hauls up on stage with her at 1:05 into the clip is about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times hotter than her….. but I guess that ain;t really saying a whole lot.
Hmm…nothingtoxic.com posted my video, but the title goes a little more like:
MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG CHASES SKINNY RICH KID AROUND THE JAIL CELL ONCE, AND THEN LOSES BREATH
$20,000 bond??? That would have been like 97% of the box office from her movie opening.
I think paris taught him a valuable lesson. That paris a selfish whore and should die. i really hope this kid goes crazy on his family with an axe
personally, i find that video extremely offensive. paris should not be using such suggestive dance maneuvers, and she needs to realize her status as role model to all the virgins out there.
also, was it wrong to be more curious about which casino she was in?
She is a worthless cunt. Nothing new to see,please move on.
That was the first think I thought, before I saw this post, that Paris was either #1 too drunk/high herself to come and get him, 2. too busy blowing some randon guy too "cum" and get'em, 3. too busy partyinginy. Looks like all of the above. "Teaxh him a lesson" self-righteous bitch. Never thought she was hot. Oh and Juan, love your answer, "g. spent all her money on tx to her own movie" HAHAha love IT! tOO BAD IT WASN'T HER INSTEAD OF HEATH lEDGER THAT OD'D. tHAT'S MY 2 CENTS FOR THIS AM.
This is another reminder about why I should never be allowed to rule the world.
I would start by having everyone there chained to the ‘tree of woe’ (one in every town square), then having them all flayed to the bone, and let the vultures pick the bones clean.
Sure, everyone would cheer at first, but it wouldn’t be long before a significant cross-section of America, from civil engineers to bad punners, would find themseves on a tree of woe. And everyone would complain about the vulture poop, but not within range of my hearing.
So I’m just sitting here, waiting for Robot Overlords to take over - sometime around 2020 I should think, - and they can use their giant, rational, robot brains to think of better solutions, like really big, metal, trees of woe.
Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!
Until he leaks his own sex tape, he is dead to these people.