The New York Post reports today that Scarlett Johansson has a, "steamy lesbian sex scene" with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's new movie. They say:
A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Penelope's husband.
Whatever. This movie is called "Vicky Cristina Barcelona", not "Pussymans House Party". There’s no way "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" is gonna leave people gasping. I want to see Scarlett's rack too but there's almost no chance at that. At best two back-lit silhouettes will lick each others fingers or something. Real porno features hotter chicks, way more degrading sex and less stammering pauses during the dialogue. Real porno has girls complaining because it got in their eye, Woody Allen movies have him complaining that Jews can't play basketball. Advantage: Hardcore Porn.
Fisted?
clap…clap…clap
I'm shocked its not a scene with Scarlette and Soon Yi
Hmm. Awesome.
Well I guess I'll be going to see a Woody Allen film soon. He's a freaky little bastard but atleast he's got a good idea with this.
if its woody allen, i'm sure he'll throw a few toddlers into the sex scene too.
Wow, we both covered this story and both managed to use the word "Jew" while doing it. Okay, I guess it's not that surprising after all.
He couldn't come up with someone hotter than Penelope Cruz…she looks like a preemie…or kinda like what Fievel would look like if he was human
scarlett is a whore anyways, she might as well get paid for it
Here yet another movie I will not see at a theater. If it's a good scene I know my fellow posters will direct me to a clip of it. Advantage Internet
MaZ, thanks for the contribution! I'm going to make the prediction that we won't be seeing much more of you.
On topic: Consdiering what a lecherous old fuck Allen is, I am surprised he didn't "insert" himself into the scene as well.
Am I the only one bothered by the name Penelope? It just grosses me out. Like she should have red pigtails, drew carey glasses and a really bad lisp.
Oh, and she isn't that great. Obviously if Tom Cruise didn't want her…
I hate that picture of Scarlett… the one used for the banner.
Not only does it feature her breasts in a way in which they are visible, but still unseen… but the look of complete bewilderment on her face makes me want to viciously punch a small child in the face. Or maybe Mickey Mouse, in front of a group of large children. Whatever. It pisses me off.
And I refuse to acknowledge that Woody Allen makes movies, so I won't see this anyway. He's not poignant or funny. He's a lecherous asshole.
… Oh shit, I just remembered where I am right now.
~Jack
Remarkably hypocritical.
Slappy: you lazy fuck, i will head down to the local chinese market a buy a bootleg copy for 2 bucks, then burn 20 copies and hand them out to my friends to masterbate: advantage 20 penises.
Btw: Doc, how could you ban Maz after all the great posts "it's" put up.
Consdiering what a lecherous old fuck Allen is, I am surprised he didn't "insert" himself into the scene as well.
Cruz and Johannson are WAY too old for Woody. And too good looking as well.
I wouldn't mind watching this Clam Bake.
My penis is gonna make me watch this shitty……shitty movie
Doctor Jack says: I hate that picture of Scarlett… the one used for the banner.
You're gay.
If this is as far as ScarJo will go at this point, I'll take it. And when she does full frontal, I plan to be in the front row….
On topic: My dick just fell off over the excitement of this news. If someone were to now start the rumor that either Penelope or Sc(h)arlott does A2M it would jump back on and shoot me in the face.
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If I sat in the front row of a ScarJo frontal nudity show then I hope she plans to scrape my nutmeg off her stomach