I actually saw a girls boobs once, and it's with a great deal of relief that I report that they didn't look like … umm … this. I have to image I would be gay if they did. The only way these could look worse is if they had little faces and hands.
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I don't care, I'd hit Veiny McVeins at any time.
Those are probably pretty handy to hang your Yankees ball cap on.
They're all vein-y because she's post-partum and lactating…
mmmmm veins
Milk comes out of those.
Uhh, she just had a kid. Get the Doctress on here to h8 on Christina's make-up if you have to h8 on her at all. I'm suspecting the rest of her isn't exactly at it's most bangable either.
Ride Lo
Seriously, were gonna bash on a chicks boobs who just had a baby? Cuz to tell you the truth, here tits have doubled in size since the preggo, and god damn!
I don't have a problem with those veiny boobies at all. My dick still would feel just as good between them
Oh, c'mon, it was bound to happen. We're not kidding ourselves into thinking that those were real, right? Go back and look at "Genie in a Bottle." The only difference between Christina and every other starlet is that instead of silicone, her breasts were apparently filled with alien embryos. And now that they're beginning to hatch, we should all take this moment to realize that science is evil.
Unlike B, I think Prego women AND moms (who are decent lookin) are way HOTTER than decent lookin non-prego, non-moms.
CA looked fuckin hot on Oprah the other day.
I'd hit that shit sideways, from behind, upside-down…U name it.
NEXT post please!
She's gonna pop. The unfortunate thing about her breasts, besides the odd shape, will be the stretch marks she's going to get from her nipples to her armpits.
Sorry Xtina, if you're feeling down about your scarred, over-sized, fake breasts, just look at your chinless baby and smile. Love is blind. At least you're not bowlegged. err… nm
At least she's not gone all Britney (yet) and had pics exposing her vagina AND her C-section scar while she's out clubbing.
It's going to be pretty funny when Britney snaps out of the drug induced haze she has been in for the last 2 years and wonders "Where's Kevin at?". Unless she's been in a drug-induced haze for 5 years and snaps out wondering, "Where'd my career go?"
Ride Lo
Actually, LoRider, her makeup looks restrained for her–meaning she only applied one coat today :0)
And it looks like little Max has sucked those titties right out of symmetry.
It depends iamjacksdick – if she's full those babies are gonna be rock hard. Better suck a little out first before slappin' the weiner between 'em. Sounds like fun!
B is upset because he is only used to sucking things with one big vein….a dick
veins are the hazard of giant mammaries….it's like the bulge is a hazard of me wearing tight pants….it sucks, but you gotta play the hand got dealt you right?
BFD – she simply forgot to put the makeup on the tits. That's what happens in most photo shoots people – real tits tend to have some veins on pale (aka most caucasian) girls…
forgot to add – how dumb are some of you guys? Seen or felt many real ones lately? geez…
man, those look painful. i've been there. though i wonder if implants make it worse… seriously though she cannot be comfortable in that pic. i wish i knew what kind of industrial-strength bra she is wearing though
that blue vein is a b*tch, btw, pops up even on the best of us
There does seem to be a symmetry problem here.
Googly eyes come to mind.
Thank you.