THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

The Christina post thankfully reminded me of some pics Matt from Leather sent over last night, of Columbian supermodel Sofia Vergara Sunday night at the Elton John Academy Awards party.  And thank God.  Christina was scaring me.  It would be nice if I could masturbate with some dignity, if I could jack off into the sink with the bottom of my t-shirt in my mouth and one foot holding the door shut because the lock doesn't work, like an adult, like a grown-up, without having to picture Christina and it all turning into something weird, if that's not too much to ask your highness.