The Christina post thankfully reminded me of some pics Matt from Leather sent over last night, of Columbian supermodel Sofia Vergara Sunday night at the Elton John Academy Awards party. And thank God. Christina was scaring me. It would be nice if I could masturbate with some dignity, if I could jack off into the sink with the bottom of my t-shirt in my mouth and one foot holding the door shut because the lock doesn't work, like an adult, like a grown-up, without having to picture Christina and it all turning into something weird, if that's not too much to ask your highness.
He shoots…he scores!!!
I'd eat the peanuts out of her poop! She's smoking hot!! Oh yeah!
She's hot the way that other chick used to be before she married Michael Douglas and hit the wall at about 150 miles per hour. You know, the chick that stuck her ass in the air in that sucky movie "Entrapment".
Hot like that.
I used to watch that show she was in the Knights of Prosperity because she was so fucking hot! It wasn't that bad a show either but they canceled it because they didn't want me to touch myself at 9pm every week.
Sean Connery gets all the fine ass….lucky bastard.
Pardon me while I got violate myself.
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DAMN!!!
Continental shelf style!
Hot, curvy latinas never go out of style. Too bad none look like her in Mexican town or I'd be buying tacos everyday…
Why is it everytime I get on this site my anti virus says "trojan" of some name or another "quarentined". WTF is up with this place?
She's Colombian?
I'd stuff balloons of coke up my ass for a night with her.
duche bag, cut it out. You are a really bad troll and God will punish you.
Since it's Elton's party, does she have to demonstrate her beaver eating prowess at the door to get in?
She's all hot. Nothing to make fun of here, damnit.
The moment I see the words "Elton John" I know I'm going to see some big-ass titties.
Colombian women are the hottest and they are as sweet as sugar! That is why my second wife is Colombian..
I'm surprised. This is the first hot chick post in a while that isn't full of people talking smaK about the chick.
Elton John has his own academy?
Is is like Hogwarts, but for teh gheys?
Wow, it must be lunch time.
i would.