02.11.2008 THIS IS WHY PEOPLE IGNORE THE GRAMMYS

It's not a coincidence that the Grammy statue is of a horribly outdated record player, because that's probably what grammy voters use to listen to music. Herbie Hancock got the top prize, Album of the Year? Who? What? Where am I? What year is this? If Herbie Hancock is actually even still alive, I will eat my hat.  Amy Winehouse won for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best New Artist, Best Female Pop Vocalist and Best Pop Vocal Album for her single "Rehab" and the album "Back to Black."   She sucks too but at least she doesn't have to be dug up out of a grave.

I don't know even know who else was nominated for record of the year, all I know is that this is why people ignore the grammys.  Because in no way does it reflect what's going on in music.  They do this every year.  Best rap artist will be like Lupe Fiasco, Jedi Mind Tricks, Young Jeezy and Will Smith.  And everyone who wasn't in "Wild Wild West" shouldn't even bother to show up.  Granted, if you're looking for 15 songs about basketball and staying in school, there's no one more qualified than Will Smith, but banging that shit in your Impala will just get you shot.



(38) Comments

  1. StinkPinky PooMaster 02/11/2008 09:16

    I think Winehouse would look hot in a coffin.

  2. StinkPinky PooMaster 02/11/2008 09:19

    When she is dead I hope we can smoke her remains.  Man I love crack!

  3. deejayspicerack 02/11/2008 09:21

    "at least she doesn't have to be dug up out of a grave." yet….. by the way how awesome would it have been if britney kicked it on the year anniversary of anna nicole

  4. Juan 02/11/2008 09:22

    I think Bing Crosby and Tupac got stiffed by the Grammys this year as well.

  5. Al Gore 02/11/2008 09:27

    WTF!  how the hell did the sound track for an inconvient truth not win?????  I've won everything else!!  my people will be making some calls today!  Apparently these people dont care about the planet!

  6. Burnsy 02/11/2008 09:28

    In related news, five Grammy statues just showed up on Craigslist UK.

  7. Silent H 02/11/2008 09:29

    I’d still tap Tina Turner’s ass…

  8. Hugh G. Rection 02/11/2008 09:30

    At least poor, long-suffering Kanye West finally gets recognition. Actually, him throwing another tantrum for being ignored was the only aspect of this suckathon I was interested in seeing.

  9. DB's Treasure 02/11/2008 09:31

    That accent is friggen terrible.

  10. frankXchange 02/11/2008 09:33

    They didn’t dig Amy Winehouse up? The video says differently.

  11. cacoportela 02/11/2008 09:34

    You all say that because she's not american…

  12. DB's Treasure 02/11/2008 09:38

    No man, we say that cause she's a drag on society. Who cares where she's from. She's made herself into a disgusting druggie waste. If it was a question who we should kill first - Britney or Amy - I am not too sure I'd pick but the other one would not be a far off second. 

  13. DB's Treasure 02/11/2008 09:38

    And we hated Hitler cause he wasn't American……

  14. Alan 02/11/2008 09:39

    Who the —- is Herbie Hancock? 

    Good morning, everybody.

  15. ShadowStar 02/11/2008 09:39

    I was happy to hear that she had her crack-hiding beehive up last night. I was also waiting to hear that she was up theredoing nose candy off the mike's handle, but alas the Grammys screws me over again this year, like every year.

    And the audio on that clip was more fucked up and lagging than Winehouse herself.

  16. Chytzyz Brytchyz 02/11/2008 09:46

    So a crack-addled baboon with a beehive hairdo won FIVE Grammys?

    I'm nominating one of my two-year-old daughter's temper tantrums for a Grammy next year……she's waaaaaay more entertaining than anything Wino's skanky ass has ever done. 

  17. Reezy 02/11/2008 09:49

    beyonces' thighs = christmas hams

  18. RonDogg 02/11/2008 09:56

    Why the fuck did she stand there with a retarded ass deer in the headlamps look for so long? She already won 4 others. She looked completely full of shit.

    Did anyone catch Natalie Cole ripping on Winehouse after the awards? It was along the lines of how upset she was and Winehouse didn't deserve them, and that bad behavior shouldn't be rewarded. She should get her life together then worry about awards. Amen.

    Kanye was the same shit talking pussy he always is. I would have DIED laughing if they rushed him off stage talking about his dead momma. Maybe you should have mentioned it FIRST instead of talking shit about all the other nominees. FUCK KANYE WEST.

  19. pepper 02/11/2008 10:00

    I'll take Herbie Hancock over Amy.

        

  20. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/11/2008 10:02

    i have a problem with a white person singing soul music.  it just seems more logical coming from some old crusty n3gro, fresh of the chain gang, singing about slavery and his whore mother's grits.

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