At first I thought this ink on Scarlett Johanssons arm was new but now I guess not. It’s just so unthinkably dumb I guess I assumed before that maybe it was temporary. As she proved last night at the London premier of The Other Boleyn Girl (full pic here), its very very real. It looks like a crest for some really friendly township somewhere, like the kind you see on cop cars. And that’s on her arm. Forever. The only way to get a tat that’s more boring and uncool would be to get one of a grey piece of construction paper.
It's like a sticker you get from your 4th grade teacher for not speaking of the anal groping he gave to you last semester.
Are you sure a little kid didn't just draw on her? Like something out of that Nanny Diaries movie or something?
Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea.
Somewhere beyond the mists, in the land of Honalee…
That's what that tattoo reminded me of.
~Jack
It's like putting graffiti on a masterpiece
Puff the Magic reefer
but don't smoke the seeds…
I can't see her head does it still look like a foot?
wait…look at it through a homemade toilet paper tube kaleidescope, and then tell me it's not cool…
Her tatoo artist ought to be SHOT!
she probably got it for her upcoming role as a mentally retarded teenager at a summer camp
pretty sure that's a cracker jack box lick it and stick it
Two questions:
Is someone under her dress?
And are her arms so freakishly long that her hands reach her knees as she stands?
btw: further proves that celebs are fuckin retards. as someone with a little ink myself, i can tell you tats with those colors need to be "maintained" about every 3 years or they start looking like shit….good choice cunt
Maybe look at this a different way, like adding a large white creamy pond under the rainbow.
I could prolly convince her that the way to keep that tat looking bright and fresh is to administer regular doses of my special protein juice, taken both topically and orally.
And are her arms so freakishly long that her hands reach her knees as she stands?
so whats wrong with that? most n3gros walk with their knuckles dragging on the ground.
Thats no rainbow dumb ass. Ok, under the sun… geez
OK, so now whenever she takes a role in a movie she has to wear long sleeves, or a bandage on her arm, or long gloves, or they have to CGI the tattoo out of every frame of film.
That tattoo is the Mark of Xenu!!!!
Quick, call Tom Cruise. Only HE can save her!
Well, him and his faithful steed, Kirstie Alley.
How come all the cool kids get stickers, and I never get one Mrs. Jones?
That is one horrendously ugly tattoo. I wonder if she can see it when fingering her own ass?