YASMIN BRULET IS FUN

Angelina Jolie has a power over women, where even lots of straight women say they would go gay for her, at least for one night.  I have the same power of causing girls to momentarily go gay, but I digress.  Most girls are three tequila shots from licking tits to begin with, but with Angelina, they admit they'd hit that any time any place.  And apparently Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Yasmin Brunet is no exception.  Her SI bio page says:

I feel a secret connection with …Angelina Jolie! We're both Geminis. I love her, oh my god. She's the perfect woman. I would totally be with her if she wanted me. I would totally convert myself to being a lesbian full time. She's the sexiest woman ever.

When asked what it meant by, "we're both Geminis", no one answered, because no one knows what the fuck that's supposed to mean.  My grandpa is a Gemini as well.  You gonna go down on him too?  HEY, ALL YOU GEMINIS LINE UP, YASMIN BRUNET WANTS TO HUMP YOU!And of course, you're probably wondering what it might look like if Yasmin were trying to seduce Angelina by standing in a doorway topless and while pulling down her panties.  The answer is, exactly like this.