Angelina Jolie has a power over women, where even lots of straight women say they would go gay for her, at least for one night. I have the same power of causing girls to momentarily go gay, but I digress. Most girls are three tequila shots from licking tits to begin with, but with Angelina, they admit they'd hit that any time any place. And apparently Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Yasmin Brunet is no exception. Her SI bio page says:
I feel a secret connection with …
Angelina Jolie! We're both Geminis. I love her, oh my god. She's the perfect woman. I would totally be with her if she wanted me. I would totally convert myself to being a lesbian full time. She's the sexiest woman ever.
When asked what it meant by, "we're both Geminis", no one answered, because no one knows what the fuck that's supposed to mean. My grandpa is a Gemini as well. You gonna go down on him too? HEY, ALL YOU GEMINIS LINE UP, YASMIN BRUNET WANTS TO HUMP YOU!
And of course, you're probably wondering what it might look like if Yasmin were trying to seduce Angelina by standing in a doorway topless and while pulling down her panties. The answer is, exactly like this.
Lick that pussy!
Ummm those are some fairly ugly and surgically adjusted boobs.
Boy Howdy! Those are some of the ugliest fake titties I've ever seen. Her nipples look like Marty Feldman's eyes.
Let's hope that was a "private" photo that got leaked to the press.
i have had sex with plenty of geminis. they are totally wild in the sack. but watch out for their horns. and farmers are always bursting in and yelling "gimme back my goat you sick fuck".
oh, and first to say first.
at least make a sex tape of those firecrackers in bed
Fish eye Titties!!!! I would fuck her but I don't know what sign I am. I don't think I need to know because it's not the 70's. The only people who follow that shit now are probably fat ugly broads and homo's.
I'm surprised she's not holding a newspaper, that looks like a ransom photo
And of course, you're probably wondering what it might look like if Yasmin were trying to seduce Angelina by standing in a doorway topless and while pulling down her panties.
i am wondering what she might look like with real tits….or on the end of my dick
Her tits are shaped weird.
Wow, everything's Zen down there.
is it just me or do her breasts look like the eyes of a down syndrome kid?
she looks like they purposely altered her titties to look perfect in a bikini top…anywhere else….not so much
I don't think she knew the camera was on, but I did however notice a ring in one of her nips (not her japs).
I bet Angelina doesn't want her because of the fake boobies.
Oh and that's some sweet ink by her bush.
maybe she can paint herself brown and move to Africa and Angelina can adopt and breast feed her
This photo shoot is also a jab at Petra Nemcova;
Whats so hot about photos amidst a bunch of tsunami debris?
Someone ain't a natural blonde. I'll give you a hint… It's the naked bitch with the blond hair on her head and the big brown bush on her snatch.
Even so, I'd hit it. I'd even lick her boobs (not that she'd feel it.)
She looks like a FAS version of Darryl Hannah.