The Daily Mail has some pics up today of Simon Cowell driving around LA in his black Bugatti Veyron. If you don't know, the Veyron is the fastest street-legal car in the world (or maybe second fastest, depending on who you believe) and costs around 1.4 million. It has a top speed just over 250mph, thanks to a W16 engine, which is basically two V8 engines in a W shape. The Mail says:
Cowell bought the car in Los Angeles last October, in a huge car-buying splurge that month which saw him scoop up a Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe back in the UK. A snip in comparison to the Bugatti at just £300,000.
The reality TV multi-millionaire who is reported to be worth over £100million already owns a fleet of luxury cars, including a Ferrari and a Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe.
In an interview with Top Gear he waxed lyricial about his Rolls Royce: "It's the most beautiful, most comfortable, best-engineered car ever built. I can hardly bring myself to say it but it's - oh, sod it! - perfect.
"When I drove the car I felt so good, I knew I had to have one. So, I spent £300,000 on one for my house here in LA.
"I'm going to pick up another when I get back to London and I am already on the waiting list for the 100EX cabriolet."
I don't think I'm alone when I say that Simon Cowell and his fabulous life can go fuck themselves.
Oh yeah, way to spend that money you earned being a snarky ass on a brain-dead TV show.
Where the fuck is he getting that kind of money? There is no way in hell that tv show is paying that. Does he do anything else?
He also sells baseball cards on eBay.
Under the name "AssHole15"
I think he also "wets his beak" in various "family" enterprises.
He's a legitimate businessman.
Hoops - He got rich from putting together shitty musical acts like The Spice Girls and a few other douchebag bands that made a lot of money for him back in the 90's.
It's not all good for him, he does have to deal with that vodka-swilling airhead dipshit of a pig Paula Adul.
No, seriously, he's Paula Abdul's "candy man."
Makes a small profit on every drug she uses.
But she uses a lot of drugs. It adds up.
I love the Bugatti , I will Kill Simon
I hope he drives that fucker off the Pacific Coast Highway
Dear Simon,
Buy all of the fast, expensive cars you want. Your penis will still be 4 inches long.
Love, Everybody
Fuck Simon Cowell.
But, for Veyron related coolness, check here:
http://www.snotr.com/video/568
its important to have a car that goes 250 mph when you can't drive mich over 55. why not just buy a honda accord and a great penis implant.
Oh, sod yourself, Simon… you chain-smoking, talentless, crusty old snobby Brit.
When people like Simon and Hugh Hefner die and go to heaven they must be so disappointed!
" This is it? Just sit here on this cloud and play a harp? Yeah this is way better then having the hottest women on the planet begging to put my balls in there ass! What's that? There's a juice bar that serves organic pomegranate juice over by big J's cloud!Yeah, that doest help. "
The angel's Simon and Hugh are the first ever angel's to commit reverse suicide.
This post kinda turns the mission of the site on its head: "Drool over the rich and famous' toys - toys that you'll never get to experience. Why? Cuz fuck us, that's why!" Nice touch, Brend0n…
How about some more scantily clad sexy chicks today? That would be swell….
I'd hit it.
Simon has the uk`s top PR guru on retainer. Primerly to put stories out backing up his "herto" credentials. Allegedly.
ugh, the thought that these no-talent ass clowns are this rich from a shitty version of Star Search is just sickening. No wonder everyone hates America. Is it wrong of me to wish a car bomb on this prick?
This car is hot!! Have any of you guys seen the episode of top gear where they race it against a plane?
would be cool if he offered money to a recognized charity then quickly said fuck it i've got to buy another car and blew off the charity
Stop wishing ills to the car ass hats! The car was never a no talent douche bag!