EVA LONGORIA IS ARROGANT

Star magazine says that Eva Longoria is still celebrating her 33rd birthday (it was March 15th) and at her party this weekend in Miami there was no limit to the wondrous things you might see.  You were only limited by Evas imagination, and her 8 dollar party budget.

When it comes to birthdays, no one celebrates like Eva Longoria-Parker! The Desperate Housewives star extended her 33rd birthday into a wild weekend of fun in Miami. The hit of the party? A Vanilla Rum flavored cake by Edda's Cake Designs bearing her likeness! "Eva's personal assistant contacted the company on Monday, March 10," a rep from Edda's tells Star. "A friend of Eva's recommended us." On Saturday, March 15, a baker and an artist worked on the cake for three hours using a photo supplied by Eva's camp as inspiration.

I guess it didn’t bother anyone that this smudgy mess doesn’t look anything like Eva Longoira.  I never would have known who it was if the article hadn’t said so and even now I think they might be lying.   Either way that’s the most white trash fuckin cake I’ve ever seen.  Just the fact that it's on a sheet of aluminum foil tells you everything you need to know.  I didn’t know why they’re trying to say its from Eddas or whatever.  I think Wal Mart makes that cake anyway, no need for a special order.  It's in the book before the Fudgie the Whale Ice Cream cake but after the Fathers Day one shaped like a tie.