Time’s Up For Sexual Intimidators According To Reese Witherspoon

January 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If women quit Hollywood borrowing cues from Greek theater is an option. Men playing women roles has been done before but after seeing James Franco in a dress I hope men and women can come up with a compromise. 


Eva Longoria Pregnant at 42

December 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 Eva Longoria finally caved and decided at age 42 she desired motherhood more than modeling mascara and modest IMBD credits. She had this epiphany after falling in love with someone else’s children. 


Ariel Winter Bath Tits And Other Shit Around The Web

August 9, 2017 | crap around the web | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ariel Winter monster cleavage, nude Teri Hatcher, Kendall Jenner housing stock, and more!


Eva Longoria Busty at the Beach and Shit Around the Web

July 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Topless Dutch models, hottest bikini babes over 50, and more!


Eva Longoria Has Some Big Ole Titties And Shit Around The Web

November 1, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Eva Longoria has still got some amazing tits. They look updated. Though never discount the power of a colonic cleanse. READ MORE

Hillary Clinton Motley Crew

June 8, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

People are excited about a Hillary Clinton presidency they same way they are about a car wash. Let's get this over with. Her ardent supporters are either ill informed or keenly aware that she's a corporate shill whose first... READ MORE

SAG Awards Super Black

February 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’d be racist to call the SAG Awards super black, except every single black actor in the universe noted it themselves in speeches and via Twitter. Idris Elba won an award for being super good looking and black and declared... READ MORE

Eva Longoria Going Gay

January 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eva Longoria and a bunch of other righteous souls are taking part in a French artist’s photo exhibit featuring straight people pretending to be gay and in love because maybe with a French accent it has some discernible benefit: The celebrities... READ MORE

Eva Longoria Isn’t Your G-D Housekeeper

January 15, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eva Longoria suffers for her art. Like the fact people mistakenly call her Eva Mendes merely because both are 40 year old attractive Latin actresses who are often in the same place at the same time. Also, obviously, racism.... READ MORE

Eva Longoria in A Bikini

November 24, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eva Longoria spends a good deal of time reminding people that Latinos matter. Just in case you’d forgotten. She means Latinos in television mostly, not the ones who pick the grapes. We all agree they don’t matter and Eva... READ MORE



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