Liv Tyler was in the Caribbean last week, possibly because she heard there was an island where pale fatties with hilariously small heads were revered as gods. Now she's all set.
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Liv Tyler was in the Caribbean last week, possibly because she heard there was an island where pale fatties with hilariously small heads were revered as gods. Now she's all set.
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FIST!
I would absolutely cherish the opportunity to ass bang this lady, she looks like a helluva lay.
This confirms my theory that she's been stuck in cave since doing those Aerosmith videos.
You know, here little stomach bump isn't what bothers me, it's the fact she has no ass. If only she could put that meat in her butt… wait, I think I just setup an anal joke there.
I am tired of you fisters. Be prepared for bannings.
The digusting demise of a once hottie.
:::wipes tear:::
I think I'd rather f**k Patricia Heaton.
Well, at least we know she didn't take HGH to gain body mass.
See, cuz she has a small head and using HGH… aw fuck it. It's not worth it.
holy shit her head IS tiny.
…thats really all i have to say. i'd still plug her, but yah. she was fat when she was younger, she'll be fat again.
you can lead a fatty to water, but they'll always eat seconds in a buffet line…or something to that effect.
i'd still hit it
I don't know when she ever WAS attractive. I mean, having fucking Steve Tyler as your dad isn't exactly the best gene pool. http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
I would hit her and Patricia Heaton.
You may well ask, "Juan, is there any woman you would not hit?"
The answer is "no." However, some of them I would actually hit in the urban dictionary sense, while others I would hit in the baseball bat sense.
It's all good.
She's not fat. And its not like any of you who are calling her fatties would get her anyway.
Damn, even MY ass is bigger than that. I'm not kidding either, I got a nice ass.
i don’t see anything? just a bikini and a head of hair floating in the air.
Is that Vincent D'Onofrio wearing a Liv Tyler suit?
she looks like she has microecphaly…you know "pin head disease". like from that 1930's movie "freaks".
Don't celebrities have relatively easy access to tanning salons and personal trainers? She's a long way from fat, but she could use a sit-up or two.
[Sticks out hand and puts up index finger and thumb and sqeezes]
"I'm crushing your head!"
White and doughy.
Mmmmm, the crescent rolls are ready!