I THINK I’M IN LOVE

By brendon March 10, 2008 @ 12:17 PM

Liv Tyler was in the Caribbean last week, possibly because she heard there was an island where pale fatties with hilariously small heads were revered as gods.  Now she's all set.

(74) Comments

  1. Woodman 03/10/2008 12:28

    FIST!

  2. Mongro Jackson 03/10/2008 12:28

    I would absolutely cherish the opportunity to ass bang this lady, she looks like a helluva lay.

  3. USA #1!!!! 03/10/2008 12:29

    This confirms my theory that she's been stuck in cave since doing those Aerosmith videos.

  4. Woodman 03/10/2008 12:29

    You know, here little stomach bump isn't what bothers me, it's the fact she has no ass. If only she could put that meat in her butt… wait, I think I just setup an anal joke there.

  5. Doctress Leisa 03/10/2008 12:38

    I am tired of you fisters. Be prepared for bannings.

  6. yohnskull22 03/10/2008 12:38

    The digusting demise of a once hottie.

    :::wipes tear:::

  7. Ass Tagger 03/10/2008 12:44

    I think I'd rather f**k Patricia Heaton.

  8. Jesus H. Christ 03/10/2008 12:44

    Well, at least we know she didn't take HGH to gain body mass. 

    See, cuz she has a small head and using HGH… aw fuck it.  It's not worth it. 

  9. tajmccall 03/10/2008 12:45

    holy shit her head IS tiny.

     

    …thats really all i have to say.  i'd still plug her, but yah.  she was fat when she was younger, she'll be fat again.

     

    you can lead a fatty to water, but they'll always eat seconds in a buffet line…or something to that effect. 

  10. Morgan Fistman 03/10/2008 12:46

    i'd still hit it

  11. tblaney6591 03/10/2008 12:53

    I don't know when she ever WAS attractive. I mean, having fucking Steve Tyler as your dad isn't exactly the best gene pool. http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  12. Juan 03/10/2008 12:53

    I would hit her and Patricia Heaton.

    You may well ask, "Juan, is there any woman you would not hit?"

    The answer is "no."  However, some of them I would actually hit in the urban dictionary sense, while others I would hit in the baseball bat sense.

    It's all good.

     

     

  13. cherrydarling 03/10/2008 12:55

    She's not fat. And its not like any of you who are calling her fatties would get her anyway.

  14. FrankieG 03/10/2008 12:55

    Damn, even MY ass is bigger than that.  I'm not kidding either, I got a nice ass.

  15. Pennsylvania's Finest 03/10/2008 13:03

    i don’t see anything? just a bikini and a head of hair floating in the air.

  16. MrStench 03/10/2008 13:06

    Is that Vincent D'Onofrio wearing a Liv Tyler suit?

  17. OuchGetOffMyHair 03/10/2008 13:06

    she looks like she has microecphaly…you know "pin head disease".  like from that 1930's movie "freaks".

  18. Gina1999 03/10/2008 13:10

    Don't celebrities have relatively easy access to tanning salons and personal trainers?  She's a long way from fat, but she could use a sit-up or two.

  19. TW 03/10/2008 13:12

    [Sticks out hand and puts up index finger and thumb and sqeezes]

    "I'm crushing your head!"

  20. TW 03/10/2008 13:13

    White and doughy.
    Mmmmm, the crescent rolls are ready!

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