Kristy Hinze is an Australian model who will host the Aussie version of "Project Runway". She's had super high profile jobs like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and Victoria's Secret catalog, but she's not on here because of any of that. She's on here because she's been gushing about her new man. Kristy, who is 27, says she was instantly attracted to her 63-year-old boyfriend Jim Clark because he's so smart. He’s also really funny and just devilishly charming. Oh and also he founded Netscape and is a billionaire. She says:
"I never thought I was going to date an older man when I first met him. To me, it was different to hang out with someone with something to say that was so interesting and important and who was truly, incredibly intelligent. He's handsome and has so much charisma - and he's so funny. He's very normal and down to earth. He's an incredible man and I just love him."
What a shocking coincidence that this models soulmate would be a billionaire close to death. Love sure is funny sometimes. Even with all our advances, we still can't predict the heart.
liar
I often snag supermodel kitty by claiming to be a billionaire. However the subtrafuge is often uncovered when I never pick up the checks when we are out. There are only so many times the 'Oh no! I left my wallet at my mansion' trick works, even on models.
What's so interesting, The conversations about Prune Juice and Metamucil keeping him regular?
So what gave it away?
The dozens of banana peels she's left everywhere inside the mansion?
Good for him… Got a Billion & sick…Might as well go out banging well… Who cares if she's lying…
With the advent of Viagra, and a few billion dollars, I'm pretty sure that this 63 year old is in good enough shape that he'll be fucking this bitch long into his 80's. She'll have to swallow a lot of old loads before she'll get the whole kit and kaboodle. For a billion dollars, I'd drink one load, but certainly not 17 years worth.
I know my one true love is out there somewhere….
in a nursing home with no living relatives and lots of cash… i just know it
and he'll be
charming and sexyever so close to deathshe needs a nose job, among other things
if this is the best australia has to offer, then i'm glad they keep this shit to themselves
well, she will have to "earn her keep" i hear he likes his women to play the rusty trombone. Good for you Jim, make sure you eat a lot of corn
Typical Saturday morning conversation:
Him: "I think I have a craving for a prune danish followed by a colonoscopy."
Her: "That's nice. I'm getting a massage from Hans and then tennis lessons from Sergio and then riding lessons from Jim and then I'll go for a swim. Tell Fernando to have the pool 'just right' for me. Thanks. Enjoy your whatever! "
Anna Nicole Part Deux
If he founded Netscape I'd re-enact the prison rape scene from American History X with him on a daily basis if that's what it took.
I'd also say he was interesting, intelligent, down-to-earth and handsome if that's what he wanted to hear.
I say my plan is still an easier way to become a billionaire than, say, founding an innovative technology company.
Mongro,
You're right.
Oh, and you're a fag.
Mongro,
I kid.
I know you're not really right. Any woman can put a man in the grave, if she knows what she's doing…
TW who is in your avi?
Mongro,
Anyway, you're not really a fag. Just a money realist —
Hell, if I had a crack at a billion, I'd grab my ankles and squeal like a pig. I mean, do you people know how much a billion is?
That is the lovely 43 year old actress and fellow Rutgers alum Kristin Davis.
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Hey cheese… A billion is $999,999,999.00 + $1.00
Thought so. Isn't she the only one that didn't show her kitty on
Tales From the CryptSex in the City?