I'm consistently amazed when big celebrities are photographed doing normal things like shopping at Target. I don’t know why. I just assumed there was some Prada version of Target where Baked Lays and astroglide came in deer leather cases with gold accents, and that’s where people like Posh shopped. The other day at Lowes I passed some 16-year-old who worked there and he was showing this hot MILF around and all I heard was, "the Kohler has an amazing flush capacity, I’m not sure how much you know about toilets…" You know that dude totally hit that shit. Hm. I guess that story isn't really related, is it? Oh well. Moving right along.
fitty
Hey Posh, how 'bout a smile for cryin out loud!
Bitch
Ride Lo
There's sexier women at my Target so fuck you all….
Holy crap -I didn't think she was capable of looking this good :S I *love* this dressed-down, un-pouty, un-posey look of hers!
Shouldn't a woman who lives in a castle, fucks a really hot athlete, and has servants to wipe her ass look a little less miserable?
Uh, and that punk kid has a NY Giants cap on, too. What a poser.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find some spackle? My plastic face is starting to crack."
rowdy Target clerk in Brooklyn accent: "I got yer spackle right here, lady!" (grabs crotch)
True story.
She could rent that greasy fivehead of hers out for advertising space.
where'd her perfect round hooters go..i miss them
my mom is a pretty good lookin woman and i go shopping with her sometimes, but i'm pretty sure i would mention it if she was walking around the hardware store with "nipple-itis"
At least the kid is smart — GIANTS Hat.
P'F, does she hold your hand yet look as disconnected as Posh? WTF!
It's like she's on another planet.
Do the Tattoos on her wrists say "left" and "right"?
boobs look smaller in these photos. WTF?
They used a mold of her nose for the latest Ricci movie
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/03/penelope-ricci.jpg
MILF = Mom I'd Like to Fellate.
Because she's got a penis, get it?
Oh, wait, did I just say I wanted to suck her cock? Nevermind.
Contents of her shopping basket:
*Because one box a month ain't workin'
Doc, i am not a woman, however i have been led to believe ethiopians and other stick people don't get their period so i would sub out the first two and double up on 3rd….might want want to through in something to help with the anal herpes
This is the most refreshing set of pics I've ever seen of her - instead of some hideous, overdone Barbie thing. Her face, hair and tits in their natural state - and we thought this day would never come. Seriously, I'd hit it….
I would use posh’s toe nail clippings as a toothpick