SIMON PEGG IS COOL, ALL BUFF

In case it wasn't clear up until now, Simon Pegg, star and co-creator of stuff like "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz", would like you to know that most actors are borderline retarded, and if you leave them alone for more than a minute, will undoubtedly end up drunk or high or in jail or somehow soaking wet and covered in feathers and graffiti.  Pegg told the New York Times…

“I think the reason actors become idiots is because you’re treated so well.  You’re driven everywhere, and you’re put up in really nice places. The actors that turn into idiots are the ones that start believing it’s because they deserve it, not because they’re just not trusted, which is the truth. The truth is actors are flaky, unreliable and mostly unstable people, and they need to be mollycoddled at all times.”

One time I was gaffing on some indie movie and I was hitting on this hot actress chick and after about 30 seconds she said to me, "but I'll tell you what my best quality is (*), my self-defecating sense of humor".  I still wanted to fuck her so i didn't bother to explain what she said and why it was different from "self-deprecating".  Or maybe she really does go to the bathroom on herself to make her friends laugh.  i’m not here to judge.  In summation, actors are morons, except for Simon Pegg, who is cool.  The End.

(*) editors note – who the fuck says something like that?