The Sun UK is reporting an exclusive today, saying they know the real reason Amy Winehouse's cheek has been so fucked up lately (decent pictures here and here). Her spokesperson told the media she was suffering from something called "impetigo", which I don't think is even a real thing. The truth? According to the Sun, the daffy bitch put a cigarette out on it.
The gross piece of self-harming came in front of stunned diners in a London restaurant.
The troubled star was with pals when she was asked THREE TIMES by staff to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban.
As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face. (wwtdd editors note - "fag"! tehehehehe!)
A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.”
Amy tried to conceal the wound with foundation — but it has now apparently become infected, causing the swelling on her cheek.
Whatever, because I think that's a ninja behind her in that picture up top. That bitch better run.
Beaten with the ugly stick
almost fist. FUCK
they're making liquid paper in skin tones now!!! great
she just futher proves how much of a skank she is……..please OD soon, Im sick of hearing about you and your "incarcerated husband"
That would have been a really hard core move… If she didn’t think her face was actually an ashtray.
How is she not fucking arrested by now!? Seriously. I don't care what country you're in… that much cocaine usage, in fucking PUBLIC, and nobody had slapped her in handcuffs?
London police must be fucking idiots.
If I saw a woman put a cigarette out on her face because she wanted to be cheeky (zing!), I would rub salt in the wound for her, and physically kick her ass out just for being an uppity bitch.
Also, areola slip in picture 1 for you sickos who visit this site for the porn.
~Jack
Now THIS is something that Mongro can sink his fangs into! This ugly vampire whore needs a fat cock in her ass and a good punch in the nose (preferably at the same time.) Nothing makes Mongro madder than Amy Winehouse. However, knowing that she's putting out cigs on her face makes Mongro happy, since it saves him the trouble of doing it himself!
She's a wimp. A real tough guy/gal would have put out the cigarette on her TONGUE.
Oh, but that might keep her from singing, right? Wouldn't want to ruin her singing career.
it's probably a piece of Blake lodged in the back teeth
I don't believe she was in a restaurant.
Junkies don't eat.
That's the old Mongro, that's the old Mongro!
She's a wimp. A real tough guy/gal would have put out the cigarette on her TONGUE.
no, real tough guy/gal would have put out the cigarette on her clit.
Jaun, you are wrong as usual! A real tough guy, would have put the cigerette on the persons face who asked that she put the fag out! ZING! Bitch!
^^^^^^put the fag OUT on the face of the^^^^^^
PF, you ignorant slut, there is no such thing as a clit, dumbass
See, you get a worthless twat like Winehouse who never did anything at all for my penis, and then you have Britney, who in her prime chafed all 43 inches of my glorious manpole. It makes me happy to know that Britney is dancing with the children, and happier to know that Winehouse is putting out lit cigarettes on her face. Today is a beautiful day.
Now if only Awwkitten would come back with DNJ, I would be in heaven.
Stan found it, Al.
~Jack
I know a lot of people who put fags out on their face!
Is it just me or does she look like she should be terrorizing Gotham these days?
This bitch gets hotter every day!!!