Star Jones, who is apparently still alive, which is news to me, is rumored to be considering divorce from Al Reynolds, her husband of three years. According to the National Enquirer, there isn't any super dramatic new reason for the split, just a general falling apart. Oh, and also, he's clearly gay. MSNBC says:
“They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart,” a friend of the couple told the Enquirer. “Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”
The Enquirer spoke to another insider who confirmed the breakup and revealed Star’s intention to make it permanent. “Star is planning to divorce Al.” As for reason behind the split, the source added, “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”
It may seem mean of Star to cut Al off like this, and then have the story leak to the press, but keep in mind, he once put on that jacket and bow tie. Fuck him.
In other words, all her surgery scars are healed and she's looking for some 'action'.
That and "he don't want to grind her organ" with that bow tie on.
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I think he failed us all when he picked that jacket out.
I tell you, get a girl weight reduction surgery and suddenly they think they can have anybody. She aint getting anyone looking like that
Jesus, she was prettier when she was fat. She makes millions and needs a man to support her financially? Is this why she lost all that weight? Al's constant delivery of a diet of Kraft Dinner and small rodents couldn't maintain her Huttish physique? Shit…she's free now…and charging! Run!
You mean that ugly big mouth fat pig is back on the open market?????? I'm getting hard just thinking about that!
if you have to support her emotionally, physically and financially, what does she bring to the table? her beauty?
"Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success"
"Success" is an odd nickname for a dildo.
She somehow seems blacker……
"She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”
the real words were "Come out"
Damn That Jacket screams HOMO!
The real question is:
Is that just a jacket, or is it part of a suit?
jacket = gay
suit = hipster doofus
Love is fleeting but plaid is forever….
“They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months"
Apparently, Al's "Little Richard" wouldn't perform unless they did it doggy-style or Star wore a bag over her head.
and he wore one too, in case hers fell off…
Al loses one point if that's a clip-on bow tie.
He gains one point if that's a novelty bow tie that spins around like an airplane propeller.
Is it just me or is Star Jones the Black version of Sarah Jessica Parker, who is the human version of a HORSE!
That's not plad. It's highland tartan. He's from a clan.
I think it's the McSuckalottadik clan.
Frau Blücher!
His real name is Patrick Fitzgerald and his brother is Gerald Fitzpatrick!
"She is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her…physically"
Al = Short for Atlas
They hadn’t been seeing dick
eyeto pussyeyefor monthsIn other words, looking at her snatch was making him go blind.