03.27.2008 T.I. IS GOING IN

In October of 2007, T.I. was arrested for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, as well as possession of firearms by a convicted felon. He faced a maximum of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each count.  Now it is being reported he will plead guilty later today and it is expected he will be sentenced to community service and one year in prison.  When asked for a comment, T.I's ass said, "aww …. awww no way".  Yahoo says:

The 27-year-old singer, whose real name is Clifford Harris, was expected to be sentenced to 1,500 hours of community service talking to youth groups around the country, followed by about 12 months in prison, according to two people familiar with the negotiations who spoke on condition of anonymity because the plea deal had not been finalized yet Thursday morning.

In T.I's defense, rappers need machine guns.  They can't shoot for shit.  Every time someone opens up in a club they fire 1900 bullets and, at best, hit one person in the foot.  Generally not the person the were aiming at, often themselves.  As far as efficient killing machines go, rappers are tied with domesticated ducks and songs about sunshine. 

(61) Comments

  1. Woodman 03/27/2008 09:07

    Fuck T.I.

  2. Al Gore 03/27/2008 09:07

    You would also get more prison time for throwing said duck then this guy did for having machine guns. 

  3. bryce 03/27/2008 09:09

    If I was called 'Clifford' then I'd need a bunch of guns to make me look tough too…

    Don't drop the soap!

  4. Bill03 03/27/2008 09:09

    1 year? That's bullshit. I want a fucking machine gun too!

  5. thedudeabides 03/27/2008 09:13

     

    this dude looks so hardcore singing to a crowd composed entirely of 13 year old white girls

  6. Juan 03/27/2008 09:16

    arrested for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers…

    Next time he'll know better, and he'll register those machine guns and silencers.

    Cheaters never prosper. 

  7. TW 03/27/2008 09:17

    At least now we know where the white women at.

  8. tangocash00001 03/27/2008 09:17

    " Clifford, come get your cough medicine"

  9. Slaappy 03/27/2008 09:17

    Q How do you aim a machine gun sideways?

     

    Ask Clifford! 

  10. Jake 03/27/2008 09:17

    TI is going to get an upper GI if you know what I mean wink wink say no more say no more wink wink!

  11. TW 03/27/2008 09:17

    Are we sure that's not DJ Jazzy Jeff? 

  12. ChiefKeefe 03/27/2008 09:18

    How embarrassing for Texas Instruments…

  13. Jake 03/27/2008 09:18

    TI = Total Idiot?

  14. Jake 03/27/2008 09:19

    good one ChiefKeefe

  15. Ballsnyc 03/27/2008 09:23

    TI= TAKES it in ASS!

    For a year anyway 

  16. tangocash00001 03/27/2008 09:24

    he should have a "sing off" against Hanna Montana

  17. Juan 03/27/2008 09:25

    I thought that was a photo of MC Safety and the Caution Crew.

  18. roflbacon 03/27/2008 09:26

    It wasn't really the "unregistered machine guns and silencers" thing that bit him in the ass, it was the CONVICTED FELONS CANNOT LEGALLY OWN GUNS AT ALL part.

     

    A non-felon can register and legally own silencers and machine guns, but be prepared to pay out the ass in fees to the ATF. 

  19. Ballsnyc 03/27/2008 09:31

    that and being black Roflbacon

  20. roflbacon 03/27/2008 09:32

    "that and being black"

     lol, indeed

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