T.I. IS GOING IN

In October of 2007, T.I. was arrested for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, as well as possession of firearms by a convicted felon. He faced a maximum of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each count.  Now it is being reported he will plead guilty later today and it is expected he will be sentenced to community service and one year in prison.  When asked for a comment, T.I's ass said, "aww …. awww no way".  Yahoo says:

The 27-year-old singer, whose real name is Clifford Harris, was expected to be sentenced to 1,500 hours of community service talking to youth groups around the country, followed by about 12 months in prison, according to two people familiar with the negotiations who spoke on condition of anonymity because the plea deal had not been finalized yet Thursday morning.

In T.I's defense, rappers need machine guns.  They can't shoot for shit.  Every time someone opens up in a club they fire 1900 bullets and, at best, hit one person in the foot.  Generally not the person the were aiming at, often themselves.  As far as efficient killing machines go, rappers are tied with domesticated ducks and songs about sunshine.