UMMM … REALLY?

Moments ago, Democrat Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer resigned from office after his participation in a high price prostitution ring was revealed.  Page Six says they have pictures of the girl he was paying over 3000 dollars a night to F, but since I'm whiny and Page Six annoys me because they link the Superficial and not me, I'd like to point out that the picture they have looks nothing like the website it reportedly comes from.  That website, EmperorsClubVIP.com has been taken down, but it's archived here.  Below are pictures of some of the girls to choose from.  If you’re into that.  Some people are, because it's exciting, and isn't that what life is all about?  It was according to my grandfather, who would say, "dumping a dead whore down a well is what life is all about".  "Hahahaha", I would nervously stutter as I slowly backed out of the room.