Jennifer Aniston is a fug clingy loser, and Owen Wilson bangs ton of Hollywood ass, so it's no wonder there are rumors now that they've started something while on the set of their new movie, "Marley and Me". The Daily Mail says:
The pair play husband and wife in the adaptation of John Grogan's memoir, and sources say there is growing chemistry between them off screen.
A crew member told American magazine Star: "The hugging didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling."
"They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly."
Now, another source told the magazine: "She's finding out that he's a terrific guy who's fun to be around."
"Jen is known for being a recluse on set. But she's having so much fun hanging out with Owen. She's just really relaxed and happy, which is nice to see."
Jennifer Aniston is startlingly ugly, but I can't blame Owen for stabbin that just because girls are much more docile and agreeable after sex. He's probably doing it just so she'll shut up and leave him alone. I certainly can relate. Those porn movies expect me to perform every time. I'm not a machine you know. Can't I just watch?
(picture source = bauer griffin)
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Owen will end up trying to kill himself again after whore face starts bitching about Jolie stealing Brad for hours on end.
Girls love to ride his nose like a sybian.
Two words to solve all problems related to these idiots: suicide pact.
Yeah, I see nothing going wrong with this plan.
JA is right at that break-even point where you're not sure if you want her notch on your bedpost or not. 5 years ago, this would be major bragging rights but now, I'm not sure if your friends would even buy a round of shots to celebrate the win.
The body's still in shape to a large degree and if he arms himself with a brown paper bag, I guess I would let my wing man do her, but I'd shoot for more attractive and (less whiney) stock.
From Brad to…. well, a bunch of other losers….. to Owen. Way to keep on climbing. You go girl! Who's next, Steve Buscemi? Danny Devito?
She should just retire now and disappear.
Owen Wilson…a "loser"? The star of Drillbit Taylor? Surely you jest.
But it would be cool if Owen and JenAn made a porno called Drillit Tail-her.
BTW, I'd hit it.
Jennifer Aniston, that is.
She does have fantastic tits.
Jennifer loves to ride his nose like a sybian. I just hope she know how to use a knife. She can finish what he started.
Juan said:Owen Wilson…a "loser"? The star of Drillbit Taylor? Surely you jest."
Yes Owen is a loser, and don`t call me Shirley.
Well if you tried to kill yourself, then you'd wouldn`t really care who'd you be banging.
JA would be tolerable if I was eternally baked and could not be fazed by her whining. Oh, Right this will work out fine for Owen.
New up bitches!
Well, she is trying to get pregnant REAL BAD…. So, it wouldn't surprise me if they are hooking up. Too bad she's just a replacement for Kate Hudson.
Jennifer Anniston isn't ugly. She a beautiful girl w/chimp like features. Like Zira from Planet of the Apes. The right deserted island, no one else but you and JA well after masturbation got old you'd have her banging symbols while screaming "lick that banana" and reciting lines from BJ and the Bear.
Chris 10:33? Fantastic tits? Surely some mistake? You must be thinking of someone else.
Brend0n why do you keep picking on Jen? Was she not the best actress on Friends, and made more (watchable) movies than the rest of that cast combined?
Yes I'd hit it. And slam it, slap it, bite it, suck it. Go kill yourself Owen.
Jen - and her fifty million dollars - can ride my nose any day.