WHO DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING

Jennifer Aniston is a fug clingy loser, and Owen Wilson bangs ton of Hollywood ass, so it's no wonder there are rumors now that they've started something while on the set of their new movie, "Marley and Me".  The Daily Mail says:

The pair play husband and wife in the adaptation of John Grogan's memoir, and sources say there is growing chemistry between them off screen.A crew member told American magazine Star: "The hugging didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling.""They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly."Now, another source told the magazine: "She's finding out that he's a terrific guy who's fun to be around.""Jen is known for being a recluse on set. But she's having so much fun hanging out with Owen. She's just really relaxed and happy, which is nice to see."

Jennifer Aniston is startlingly ugly, but I can't blame Owen for stabbin that just because girls are much more docile and agreeable after sex.  He's probably doing it just so she'll shut up and leave him alone.  I certainly can relate.  Those porn movies expect me to perform every time.  I'm not a machine you know.  Can't I just watch?

(picture source = bauer griffin)