Miley Cyrus, who is 15-years-old and completely ordinary in every way, made $18.2 million last year, according to Parade magazine, who seemingly won't be happy until I kill myself. Here's a list of some other celebrities and what they made, according to Us magazine…
Katherine Heigl: $11 million
Jessica Alba: $9 million
Dr. Phil McGraw: $90 million
Steven Spielberg: $110 million
Ryan Seacrest: $12 million
Mariska Hargitay: $7 million
Trouble (Leona Helmsley’s dog): $12 million
Tiger Woods: $115 million
Jeff Foxworthy: $10 million
Oprah Winfrey: $260 million
Mary-Kate Olsen: $17 million
Gisele Bundchen: $33 million
Scarlett Johansson: $5 million
Eli Manning: $11.5 million
50 Cent: $33 million
Carrie Underwood: $7 million
In a related story, I dropped a doughnut on the ground but no one saw me so I got to eat it anyway. Hooray!
So…
(3 x Katherine Heigl) = 50 Cent
Katherne Heigl = 16.666… Cent
Yeah, these can’t be right. Bitch ain’t worth that much.
The dog only made that much because of will. I got a car! :D
She should be out playing in the yard. Leave all the coin to your Uncle NedLudd.
Jeff Foxworthy made $10 million? Jesus H. I am in the wrong god-damn business.
Thats some funny shit. I honestly don't know who Miley Cyrus is. Is her father Billy Ray?
Damn the guy that cures cancer will probably get a grant for a few grand or something.
I can guarantee that none of these celebs made any money directly from me, although I’m sure that they got a share - somehow - of my cable bill.
Funny how the only person with any talent on that list walks on 4 legs. Of course I am referring to 50 cent.
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I've made 24K MOFO< I'D BEAT THE DOGSHIT OUT OF YOU CUZ!~DOGHOUSE WHAAAAAAA
I'm actually surprised Scarlett Johansson only made $5mm last year - so much for thinking that you need to get implants to make money in holywood.
…although I hear that dog Trouble has 6 gigantic tits.
And THIS is why, kids, we still see successful actresses and supermodels going out with fugly, cokehead musicians. Finance 101 - these chicks are actually kinda smart….
is that hollywoods all-overpaid list?
On other news, people on that list whom I'd pump like there's no tomorrow, even if it is tomorrow already are:
Katherine Heigl
Jessica Alba
Gisele Bundchen
Scarlett Johansson
Carrie Underwood
And the best part is, I do not care about their money. Hey girls, call me!
Can someone tell me what the photo above is? Ever since looking at that picture of Amy Winehouse, all I can see are green spots and some hazy flickering lights.
pump:
no
not anymore
yes
hell yes
who would I have to kill to hit that?
90 Mil for giving out shitty advise, ridiculous.
True Story, I'm poor
VaginaOfParis, what can I say, my standarts are pretty low. I hope I didn't sound desperate.
Ok I am desperate. Girls, call me! Please!
Reggid - Can someone tell me what the photo above is?
Reddish brown hair, a yellow shirt and some teeth in front of an off-white wall.
Mariska Hargitay is pretty fuck-able as well. Kind of, sort of, maybe… Why do hot women have to give birth?
how is it that scarlet johansen (probably the hottest piece of ass on that list) made less than everyone else.
i still think that anyone that makes more than 10 million should have the rest of their money taken and distributed to everyone else. seriously, who the hell needs more than 10 million dollars a year?
there is NO job, i don't care what the fuck you're doing, there is absolutely NO FUCKING JOB that is SO hard to do that anyone deserves more than 10 millions a year for.
for fuck's sake, gas is 3.50 a gallon; i can barely afford to DRIVE to work, let alone drive back.
call me a communist. i don't care.
it really isn't a terrible idea, in theory.
speaking of communist, do you feel like in today's world "terrorist" has taken the place of "communist"… hmmmm… something to think about.
I think when you start making 18 million you are no longer considered under age or forbidden fruit. little whore should start doing porn now. Or a snuff film where she has sex with her daddy then kils him, that would be fucking cool!