Lizzeth Acosta Thong of the South and Crap Around the Web

March 15, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Alexandra Daddario see-through, High Def nudity discoveries, and more! READ MORE

‘Culture Changed’ After Miley’s 2013 VMA Performance, Says Miley

March 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Of all the cultural shifts to happen over the thousands of years that humans have been on this Earth, nothing has been more substantial than a stoner Disney alum dry humping a middle-aged man's crotch during an awards show. And this... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Tired of the Cooch

October 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A psychotic woman is a loyal woman. When Miley Cyrus was not participating in the verbal terrorism that some consider singing she was stalking her way back into her fiancé Liam Hemsworth’s life.


Miley Cyrus, Millennial Guide

September 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you turn the lights out and say the word millennial three times in the mirror Miley Cyrus will appear behind you to take a "selfie for the gram."


Miley Cyrus Strips Again In The Name Of Art

August 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is following the same trans-genre route in music like a vaginal version of Kid Rock and she still can't stop taking her clothes off. 


Miley Cyrus Topless, Tiger Woods Dick and Lindsey Vonn Vagina Done Been Hacked

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hacking seems very 2011. Or four years past the time Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson got the FBI involved and started arresting people with real jail time. So far less fun than it used to be.


The Miley Cyrus De-Slutting

July 14, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, Miley Cyrus opens up about her recent move to look like crusty Coachella remnants mixed with some Little House on the Prairie red light district realness. Cyrus is shedding her wild child image... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Proves Worth

June 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to prove that she's fuckable in a new picture. The singer can be seen sucking down her day's worth of calories in a red bikini alongside two of her captives. The beginning-of-summer bikini selfie is as... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Offers Wise Advice

June 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus wants her little sister Noah be a breakout music star without feeling a need to react to constant online criticisms. Who needs to hear, hey, you can't sing a lick, or hey, you look like Billy Ray's... READ MORE