I knew this of course but an article in todays USA Today just about knocked me over by putting it all together. We have three superhero movies out this summer, and they star Maggie Gyllenhaal, Liv Tyler and Gwyneth Paltrow. WTF. The choice of Maggie Gylenhaal is especially inexcusable, since Batman could be great. She looks like a sad cartoon turtle. Say what you will about Katie Holmes, but at least she looks human, and not like a drawing you'd see in a kids book about being down in the dumps.
booo this is gonna suck for sure, hollywood blows if they think this is gonna work!
Maggie Gyllenhaal was born ugly. She is ugly. She will die …uh, of death.
That picture is great though. It's like the two other airhead bimbos are dissing her. And I think the photographer was laughing at the good joke and Gyllenhaal saw it. And she was trying to kill him with her laser stare. Where is that pissing dog when you need it though?
Yeah buddhaman, you're right, casting Maggie Gyllenhaal is going to cost Batman opening at like $90 million. None of the three are especially attractive or talented, but it's not like those three movies are going to tank because you don't like the female lead. Last time I checked the title characters were all dudes anyway.
This isn't a commercial for the color beige?
this is like a poster for nepotism in Hollywood. SEE HOW FAR IT CAN GET *YOU*! …oh, and be willing to suck a lot of dick, too.
Liv Tyler also looks very much like the Brawny Man lately:
http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1590
Her left eye seems to be looking over my left shoulder, her right eye seems to be gazing past my right.
Madmartigan is creeped out.
The movie is Fantastic Four, and I'm the Fourth.
Gwenny's the only one I can look at. The others get it from behind.
What are you guys talking about, ruining the movie????
I think Maggie will make a wonderful Alfred.
one of these whores is not like the other!
gwenth paltro hates america. Britian is so much better, with way smarter people. oh, but its cool to play american super heroes and make hollywood movies.
she even ruined coldplay. that's right, i fuckin listen to coldplay, well i did.
i fuckin hate her
Be real. They can make a man fly. They let you believe there is a city called Gotham. They will make Maggie Gyllenhaal somewhat attractive.
Maggie Gyllenhaal's cunt would be the first one I would sink my cock into. Gwyneth would be second (she get's the Salty Dog!), and Liv goes cockless. So she can lick up what's dripping down the other's thighs.
i’d do liv tyler at age of 14
I had a molar extracted today. When I took the gauze out to have a look, I thought, "Wow, I found something uglier than this banner pic."
True story.
Some asshole has apparently hacked my account and is using it to post Mariah Carey spam. Since FatPenguin has virtually NO account management tools - like a fucking “change my password” option - what do I do?
I just finished reading The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, where one of the main characters is accused at a Senate hearing of inserting youthful male sidekicks into established comic books as a proxy for wanting to insert something else into places where it didn't belong. They suggested that he was trying to corrupt the youth and make them gay. So what I'm wondering is how come Congress hasn't begun investigating the makers of superhero movies, because it sure as hell seems like they're trying to make ME gay by inserting hideously ugly women into their films.
P.S. My editor really liked my latest column over at popdose, so you should go read it too.
fatty, fugly and are you kidding me. The only girl on this web page I want to screw is the snorg tees girl, durdenistas excepted of course.
All three of them suck ass. But I'd fuck Liv Tyler, cuz, y'know. Aerosmith.