Jessica Alba had her baby shower this weekend, and it served as a nice reminder that pregnancy slowly turns even the hottest chicks into monsters. We may have gone past the point of no return with this one. Much like how I get into the minds of the worlds most brilliant serial killers to plot their next move. Someone's in Vegas killing showgirls, and in order to catch a killer, I have to go deep inside their world … but will I be able to make it back out. Find out on the next exciting episode of … TYLER DURDEN!
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Fatty McFat ass.
Is that guy her security guy or Ryan Phillippe??
Mmmm…pregnant pussy. Seeing the swollen feet makes my jimmy go limp, though.
Haven't really loved Alba since Flipper, but look how hot the chick behind her in the white dress is. Plus Kim K and her hot assets. Not too shabby of a party.
Most women would sacrifice a goat and bathe in its blood to look that good pregnant.
LeBron James : Basketball :: Cash Warren :
a.) Contraception
b.) Hypnosis
c.) Ruining it for Everybody
d.) Nothing
At least she dressed appropriately in black.
I still don't understand how you can't appreciate the beauty of a pregant woman. You get a large chest, an insatiable sexual appetite, killer curves (for a few months) and some meat on that normally emaciated face. Sign me up!
The unibrow is Kim the Cardassian? She looks happy. This is the closest she'll ever get to looking decent next to Jessica.
Tyler, you've got to start using question marks. What you write is hysterical, but it loses it's punch sometimes without the correct punctuation.
"but will I be able to make it back out." That's funny shit, but a question mark at the end is what will drive that line home. I only say this because I care and because I've seen you do it many times before and because I'm nerd.
Love,
Punction Fag
nothing warms the heart more than the sight of a baby shower for a single mother and her unplanned bastard child.
suck, a dick? punction! fag;
I totally see nip in pic 4. Small areolas for a pregnant tit.
aw well at least she brought a goat to her party for the other kids to pet. so thoughful.
Her boobs are bigger than ever now. Still hittable.
"Mommy what's this hard thing poking near my head?"
"Uhh… oohh … quiet little one … ohhh …"
Who is the George Michael wannabe with his arms crossed? Is that Cash Warrent? He sure looks happy. Everyone but Kim the Cardassian looks depressed. I suppose the scores of men in the background wailing and playing funeral dirges isn't helping.
Is that Alba's sister behind her carrying a huge bowl of M&Ms in the third pic?
WTF is THAT all about? I guess we can see how Jessica is "feeding" the baby.
Swollen feet?? WTF?
can you go dv/da on a pregnant chic?