DENISE RICHARDS LOOKS … UM … DIFFERENT

By brendon April 24, 2008 @ 9:06 AM

The female body is not the type of thing we usually talk about here – I don’t think that kind of discussion is very classy – and I don’t feel scandalous or unflattering pictures of a celebrity has any place on the internet, but these pictures of Denise Richards are going up because holy shit has she gone to hell.  She used to be one of the hottest pieces of ass on earth, and pictures of her tits were every young boys secret bullseye.  Now she looks like she’s made of donuts.  You would think someone with so much gravity could stay on a surfboard that’s bigger than the high school I went too, but apparently not.  Maybe they can get her someones roof and she can surf on that.

(picture source = splash news online)



(76) Comments

  1. Lightdragon 04/24/2008 09:48

    I would still do her

  2. Lightdragon 04/24/2008 09:49

    she still makes the white stuff come outta me and her tits are still my secret bullseye.

  3. RonDogg 04/24/2008 09:50

    She be getting pudgy.

  4. Doctress Leisa 04/24/2008 09:50

    …..And the Britney Diet sweeps the nation!

  5. deltinflag 04/24/2008 09:54

    After pumping out a litter, how much better do you want her to look?

  6. dweezil101 04/24/2008 09:56

    are you kidding? she looks amazing. Have you ever seen what having kids does to a female body without the money to fix it?

  7. Lightdragon 04/24/2008 09:57

    and I just pumped out some white stuff after looking at these.

  8. Doctress Leisa 04/24/2008 09:58

    After pumping out a litter, how much better do you want her to look?

    Are you serious? See Klum, Heidi. 6 weeks after giving birth she was on the catwalk for Victoria's Secret.

  9. Woodman 04/24/2008 10:00

    Look, I know it's customary (ie mandatory) to make fun of women on here and hold them to an impossible standard, but for a woman that's had like 10 kids (by Charlie Sheen, btw) she doesn't look that bad.

  10. Avatar 04/24/2008 10:00

    Speaking of donuts, where can I get good ones in Paris?

  11. Avatar 04/24/2008 10:00

    Speaking of donuts, where can I get good ones in Paris?

  12. Mo 04/24/2008 10:00

    I think she's pretty still.  

  13. Guinny_Ire 04/24/2008 10:01

    Wait another 20 pounds before you label her as Krispy Kreme muncher

  14. Tony03 04/24/2008 10:02

    When you get fatter, aren't your tits supposed to get bigger? What gives?

  15. DB's Treasure 04/24/2008 10:05

    Looks like her tits have deflated, but I'd still brick all over her face, tits and ass.

     

    Brend( * )n, you're gonna have to shoot yourself when you get to a certain age cause all women fall to shit sooner or later. 

  16. Slack Jawed2 04/24/2008 10:05

    She is still hot.

  17. marshmachine 04/24/2008 10:07

    I can't believe I used to masturbate to pictures of her.  I'm seriously going to maybe have to possibly consider stopping in the future now.

  18. spoogezzz 04/24/2008 10:13

    coke without exercise is not flattering to the female form.

  19. reluctantflux 04/24/2008 10:17

    Does anyone else want to fuck her belly button as much as me? 

  20. StinkyChalupa 04/24/2008 10:20

    eww… she looks like a mom. 

    gross!

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