04.29.2008 GARY DOURDAN LIKES TO PARTY

"CSI'" star Gary Dourdan was arrested in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs.  TMZ says, "Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust.  We're told Dourdan was taken to Palm Springs jail where he posted $5,000 and bailed out."

Do we really have to go through the charade of saying "suspicion of possession".  It's either there or it's not.  Here's how you tell if he has heroin:

Step 1.  He has heroin.

And that's pretty much it. 



(66) Comments

  1. Paparazzi Sniper 04/29/2008 12:06

    huh?

  2. Juan 04/29/2008 12:07

    Just another example of THE MAN tryin' to keep a BRUTHA down.

    signed

    Rev. J. Wright

     

     

  3. Juan 04/29/2008 12:09

    Don't worry, he's on TV and this occurred in California.

    Yadda yadda, don't do it again, wrist slap, courtroom door slams as he leaves.

     

  4. Mythnea 04/29/2008 12:09

    Uh oh. Better call Jesse Jackson. He's the emperor of black people.

  5. Juan 04/29/2008 12:10

    BTW, I am pretty sure this was the guy who was trying to wash my windshield with a balled-up newspaper while I was stopped at a traffic light last night.

     

  6. Johnny01 04/29/2008 12:11

     "Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust."

    See, this story is clearly a pile of horseshit. NO man in possession of heroin, cocaine ecstasy AND prescription drugs would be ASLEEP at 5am. That's Happy Hour to those fuckers.

     

     

  7. Avatar 04/29/2008 12:11

    With a name like Dourdan, I too would be living large.

  8. pat@cegtalent 04/29/2008 12:19

    really? Heroin?

  9. Jake 04/29/2008 12:20

    Wasnt he the one who they claimed was gay?

  10. mephistopheles jefferson 04/29/2008 12:26

    What's illegal about having prescription drugs?  Isn't that the point?

    On a related topic: how come I can't find LSD anymore?  Maybe this guy could help.   

  11. pepper 04/29/2008 12:27

       "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?"

     

     

     

     

        NO!
     

  12. djtechsys 04/29/2008 12:31

    What Would Gary Dourdan Do?

  13. Jake 04/29/2008 12:31

    Why is it that if your black and your at the top of your game you always find a way to fuck yourself?

     

    Example This guy

    Michale Vick

    Eddie Murphy

    Isaha Washington

    Arsenio Hall

    Tom Cruise oh wait he's gay not black

    and so on…

  14. Jake 04/29/2008 12:33

    What Would Gary Dourdan Do?

     

    Well whatever he does he should follow the first rule and not talk about it!

  15. Mo 04/29/2008 12:42

    Did he assault his wife, too, at some point?  

     

  16. mephistopheles jefferson 04/29/2008 12:43

    Jake - White people fuck themselves over every day.  

    And this guy's at the top of his game?  Never heard of him.  But I like his style…I always said if this world had any hope, it would lie in black people on acid (Hendrix, P-Funk, etc.). 

    Luckily for me (as I wish for cataclysm and the agonizing deaths of most of you), they seem to prefer menthols.  

  17. bryce 04/29/2008 12:44

    heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs

    Awwww Hayl Naw!

  18. R. Wiggum 04/29/2008 12:49

    Probably had a white woman in the car also.

  19. Black Hole 04/29/2008 12:52

    What did he do illegal here? Sleeping while black? Fuck this society!

  20. thedirtycajun 04/29/2008 12:54

    who cares about heroin or cocaine?

    He is in possesion of a ridiculous wallet chain!  That is inexcussable.

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