Paris Hiltons latest foray into reality television is supposed to be some train wreck where she auditions people to be her next best friend. And apparently that’s every bit as appealing as you might think. EW says…
The makers of Paris’s new reality show were hoping for a huge turn-out of potential applicants for casting calls. However, they didn’t get the number of people they had hoped for. One source tells OK!: “There were less than 40 people there."
And they said many of the 40 were just fuckups looking to get on TV, with no intention of going through with this nonsense. Instead of a show where she tries to find a best friend, how about a show where we put her in a rocket and shoot her into the sun. I know that doesn’t sound like a compromise in the traditional sense, but it is if you consider that I wanted to do a show where we imprisoned her on Monster Island.
I'd have gone
But then I'm just a fuck-up looking to get on TV too.
Third FIST!
I’ll be her buddy.
So… what do you win in this show?
lol seriously this chick is famous for being in a porn and doing coke with other famous people………………and someone willing wants to be her best friend?
this would be amazing if the audience could vote for who the friend would be, like Idol….and that amongst the contenders of wanna-be actresses and models, there was CiCi, a 250 pound black girl with Down's Syndrome.
the next time a person with a gun has to go and shoot up someone please go and shoot paris right in the face….then close her legs bc its gonna smell…or just hide the evidence in there
I'll let you guys have this one - in the mean time, I'll make characatures of my HR Director…
i read about this on celebrity prayer list and, well… why am i not surprised? at least her album did better than Kylie Minogue's! owww, zinga!
She sucks and he has a P on his chain. P for PRICK!
She sucks prick!
Maybe dating her will make his band famous.
I'm going to find her and throw up on her. Puke is quite the aphrodisiac in some countries.
Don't worry Paris, Monster Island is just a name. By this he means it's actually a peninsula.
he is in a band? i thought he was just from LA. everyone from LA looks like a douchbag who thinks he is in a band.
"Royal Highness"??? What the fuck is she Queen of, The Grand Duchy of Gonorrhea?
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Put Paris in a round room and tell her there's a nickel in the corner…then, drop a bomb on the room.
Cali Said: "lol seriously this chick is famous for being in a porn and doing coke with other famous people………………and someone willing wants to be her best friend?"You just sold me!
Who knows maybe Paris is just putting on a show for everyone. It looks like it is working. And I kind of think her shirt is funny. Only if she doesn't take it seriously. Which she probably does.
Awww, see. I'd have shown up but Paris wouldn't have picked me. I'm older, fatter and refuse to dress like a skank or put my pinkbits on parade. Damn.