Brandon Davis' real name is "Greasy Crotch"? And he's an all-around genius? But all this time I've been calling him dumb. Okay, hey, look, it takes a big man to admit he was wrong, and on this I admit, I was way off. I apologize.
(thanks to both Ahmed and Parker, who read wiki day and night because they're not content to merely be hunks. full size screencap here, wiki page which has probably been changed back by now here)
Nice, he is an asshole…
In other news,
On lunch break, I hit myself on the chin with a quality shot of hot white religion….again.
OUTstanding!
They forgot the part where, as a child, his mother tied a string around his dick, calling it "the evil schwanz"
They missed the whole "firecrotch" debacle.
As has been repeatedly pointed out, it's on the internet, by Papal decree it MUST be true.
Also, they missed WAY down at the bottom?
Born Greasy Crotch
Under all the references. ;)
OUTSTANDING!
this was the post for a minute
randon (Greasy Crotch) Davis (born 1979).
A grandson of dildo magnate Marvin Davis, he is best known for his friendship with hotel heiress Paris Hilton and for leveling derogatory remarks at celebrities like Lindsay Lohan[1] and Paula Abdul.[2] He dated actress Mischa Barton briefly. He basically is only famous for his family's money, not much else.
Davis' father, Nebil Zarif, is a wine importer, who was married to and divorced from Nancy Davis, a daughter of Marvin Davis. Whether his surname is legally Zarif or has been changed to Davis is unknown.
Davis checked into a rehab facility in 2001. In June 2006 he once more sought treatment for his alcohol and cocaine addictions by entering Passages, a $75,000-a-month center in Malibu.[3]
In 2007, Davis's parents cut off his penis until he went through treatment again and also due to embarrassment over his lewd public antics.[4][5][6]
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Televised human-sacrifices. Who's in to vote this knob as the first candidate?
Um, would that make his brother "Greasy Nuts"?
As a child he was studied by scientists, and they found that he is perhaps the only human on earth who actually sweats LA Looks.
lol, bob. ugh, what a tard.
looks like the work of the GNAA XD