Kim Kardashian was hanging out with Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis last night, which by itself means very little, and as it turns out when combined with other things still means very little.  Because she’s a talentless nobody with a big... READ MORE

The crowning achievement of Brandon Davis' life was when he called Lindsay Lohan a "firecrotch", but please don't think he's a one trick pony who only knows slang for "vagina".  Turns out he knows slurs for gay and black people... READ MORE

Brandon Davis' real name is "Greasy Crotch"?  And he's an all-around genius?  But all this time I've been calling him dumb.  Okay, hey, look, it takes a big man to admit he was wrong, and on this I admit,... READ MORE

I'm not sure who popped Brandon Davis is his punk ass eye, but they're my official "Hero of the Day".  The fireman who pulled me from that fiery car wreck and then brought me back to life is now... READ MORE

I hope none of you girls are afraid of getting super turned on right now, because Brandon Davis – in all his lumpy splendor – is oiled up and ready to rock your world, baby.   (more pictures at... READ MORE

Brandon Davis – the tubby jackass who inherited every dime he's ever had and said Lindsay Lohan was "worth about 7 million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting" during his infamous "firecrotch" rant – now may be worth... READ MORE

Just a week after Paris Hilton glared at ex-BFF Tara Reid while she stood on the outside looking in at Hyde in Los Angeles, Paris and sidekick Brandon Davis were denied entrance to Bungalow 8 in New York City... READ MORE

Paris Hilton and her spoiled worthless friends have lashed out at Lindsay Lohan once again in front of the cameras in a repeat performance of the infamous episode when Paris stood giggling by the side of Brandon Davis as... READ MORE