04.15.2008 JASON BEGHE SEEMS UPSET

Actor Jason Beghe was best man at the wedding of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni. He starred as Demi Moore’s love interest in "G.I. Jane." He’s been in TV shows like "Criminal Minds," "Numb3rs" and "CSI." He's also been a scientologist since 1994. I think maybe he’s not a scientologist anymore. Fox News says…

…it's quite easy to understand the point he's making. After 14 years and a tremendous amount of money, he's seeing Scientology in a different light.
Beghe has completed so many courses that he's considered a top Scientologist, or "OT 5" — similar to Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Kirstie Alley. But Beghe reveals: "The further up the bridge, the worse you get."

Tom Cruise could be training an army of roller skating kitty cats with lasers on their heads that would turn non-believers into sandwiches, and it would still be the most rational and level headed thing I’ve heard about scientology in years.

(48) Comments

  1. alphaqbtch 04/15/2008 08:37

    first!

  2. Paparazzi Sniper 04/15/2008 08:37

    Kittens and Heashots make me smile.

  3. alphaqbtch 04/15/2008 08:38

    also, fuck scientology

  4. Paparazzi Sniper 04/15/2008 08:38

    * headshots.    Thats what happens when you rush. 

     

  5. Slaappy got fingered 04/15/2008 08:39

    This is going to sting scientology as much as it hurts when I lost my original posting name…

  6. Chunk 04/15/2008 08:40

    Did he say let me meet a m'fer 'clear' or 'queer'?  hard to tell…

  7. Slack Jawed2 04/15/2008 08:42

    also, fuck scientology

    ditto 

  8. Juan 04/15/2008 08:45

    an army of roller skating kitty cats with lasers on their heads that would turn non-believers into sandwiches

    Believe it or not, that's the plot of Tom's new movie Valkyrie, all that stuff about Nazis and WWII and a plot to kill Hitler is just disinformation, probably part of an Ass-hton Kutcher TV show stunt.

    Rolling skating kitties are the next big thing, trust me. 

  9. djtechsys 04/15/2008 08:45

    no no, unfuck scientology… it hurts more

  10. Penis Mightier 04/15/2008 08:46

    I for one, am glad there is such a thing as scientology. Look how much entertainment it brings! Tom cruise is like my own personal wind-up-monkey with little tamborine hands. I laugh with glee as he spins in circles clapping his hands with his newest crazy antics! Go scientology, go!

  11. JacksRagingColon 04/15/2008 08:49

    This guy's going to be dead within a year. There's no way the scientology hit squad is going to leave him alone.

  12. Juan 04/15/2008 08:49

    Scientology doesn't "deliver what it promised"?

    Let's see, Tom Cruise = famous, rich actor or insane dwarf (you decide)

    Jason Beghe = bitter, washed-up minor actor or rational human being (you decide)

    I'm surprised Xenu didn't strike him down with a lightning bolt for his blasphemy.

    That, or send a roller-skating kitty hit squad to give him full-body Lasix treatments. 

  13. Juan 04/15/2008 08:50

    ^ make that LASIK (Lasix is a drug).

    Damn trademark police.

     

  14. yohnskull22 04/15/2008 08:52

    May not be a scientologist anymore but he still uses words and references that most of us probly don't understand:

    • clear
    • thetan
    • OT5
    • OT8
    • "Help"

    A little less crazy than Tom Cruise but still a little weird.  And isn't he still dressed in their "Uniform?"  That's exactly what Tom looked like - black military sweater…

  15. tangocash00001 04/15/2008 08:54

    ok, i am not a rocket scientist, but i am educated, and i haven't got a fuckin clue what this guy is talking about. "theta traps" and being "cleared". too late for you fuckface…the orgs at ot8's fried your brain.

  16. yohnskull22 04/15/2008 08:55

    Is he specifically busting Tom's "balls" when he does his "crazy laugh" referring to "Happy people"?

    btw "Quotation marks" are fun.

  17. Juan 04/15/2008 08:57

    In a segment not included in this video, Beghe says Scientology recruits were forced to watch an endless loop of Tom Cruise screaming "Show me the money!! from Jerry Maguire until they signed over their checking account to the group.

  18. yohnskull22 04/15/2008 08:57

     Tango - Is that vaginal or anal your giving that miniature horse?  Which is better with a miniature horse?

  19. tangocash00001 04/15/2008 08:59

    vaginal of course, what, do you think i am a fag or something!!

  20. yohnskull22 04/15/2008 09:05

    of course. of course. a horse of course.

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