The Huffington Post calls out OK! magazine today for their headline story claiming Britney Spears lost 15 pounds in just 4 weeks. The sub-headline even goes on to scream, "No Pills, No Lipo". Since we all know Britney doesn’t diet or exercise, that would pretty much leave disease, but that’s not it either. Her secret? Easy. Time travel.
Back to her old body, indeed. The image OK! uses to show Britney's transformation is actually from a 2003 photo shoot for Glamour's Women of the Year issue.
Wow that was easy. Another beauty secret that OK! reveals is that you can appear taller by standing on the couch, and if you shave your pets they take up less space.
nobody would have believed anyway
seeing her so fuckable at the right juxtaposed with the disaster she is on the left (bottom left corner of the mag) is painful
my penis is so confused
oh, and FIST bitches
nobody is giving methamphetamines enough credit.. it can really shed those unsightly pounds with a quickness!
I actually endorse crack for weight loss, kills the desire to eat and also gives you the shakes, which is a really effective form of exercise.
That's worse than the ads that depict "weight loss" by taking after pictures in which subjects hold their stretchy waistbands out from their stomachs and proudly smile.
PS If you shave your pets they take up less space? That's so [pleasantly] random..
I thought it said "shave your pits…" and hey, that makes sense.
Yeah, don't watch any videos from the late 90s. You will cry.
In other news, the media constantly lies. For example: The Clinton Foreign Policy, which clearly did not exist.
She's a walking,
talkingbabbling sham. I grew back my appendix in 4 weeks too.Time machines are great…I went back a year and applied for that job as Giselle's butt oiler. I got it!
That's me with the beard and screaming hard-on.
Nothing wrong with this. I often use pictures of myself from shortly after I was born to demonstrate to airlines why I should fly for free.
in other news, K Fed has gained 15 pounds in just 4 weeks.
5 years ago any guy here would happily walk into the suicide booth if they were told you get 5 minutes with Spears before hand.
Wait - you can't use pictures from 3 years ago when you were 20 pounds lighter online?!?!?! Better be off to update those online-dating sites so
OH FUCK YEAH BITCHASS ITS EASY OPEN THE SHITCHRIST VALVE AND EXPLODE TOXIC SIN FROM YOUR DOODLEY-DOO :D :D
FUCKWAD TITTYCOCKS, I LOVE IT MAN
HEY, CHECK ME OUT!! I JUST LOST 160 LBS!!!!
Oh, wait. That's my four month old infant picture.
Ha ha….. BUSTED!!!!!!! Gotta love it.
You're supposed to remove the plastic wrapper from the cigar before you smoke them, dude..
I'd hit young BritBrit.
Slack Jawed2
I like you avi
She needs a public golden shower (in a department store or some other well known place)…that would complete the mental, train-wreck meltdown…
I'm not really sure why this is the case, but you will just have to take my word for it.
"I will"
That is me volunteering to provide the shower…free of charge, of course…