MADONNA WANTS AN INDIAN ONE NOW

The Sun UK says today that Madonna is on the market for another adopted child, this time from India.   In October of 2006, she adopted an African boy named Davie (later changed to David) who Madonna chose because she said he was sick and an orphan, although in reality he was neither sick nor an orphan.  Anyway, the Sun says:

…she has her heart set on an Indian tot after a New Year holiday there. Sources said she would fly out to choose a baby after she finishes promoting her new album.Husband Guy Ritchie, 39, is said to have agreed to the plan after they put a string of rows behind them.The couple took kids Lourdes, 11, Rocco, seven, and adopted Malawian son David, two, to India in January.They met Bollywood choreographer Sandip Soparrkar – who has adopted an Indian baby.Sandip said: “We spoke about how there are so many children in India who need homes.”A source said: “Madonna was very taken with Sandip. He told her there were orphans who would melt her heart. Guy was against the idea, but when she wants something, she gets it.”

Madonna is still an idiot, but I guess her efforts with orphans are more noble than mine, which mostly include pointing at them and saying "WHY DON'T YOU GET A FAMILY, JERK!" as I drive by in my fancy limousine.  Then me and my buddies laugh and they offer my high-fives to acknowledge my zinger.