Controversy on "American Idol" last night, after Paula Abduls drunk ass told finalist Jason Castro that his second song left her a little empty. Quite possibly because he didn’t sing a second song. Randy tries to cover for her, but Paula blurts out, "Oh my god, I thought you sang twice". To be fair to Paula, it is hard to be moved by things that don't happen. Why just this morning I was not invited to judge the Brazilian Supermodel Cocksucking Championships. You might think that was a big deal, but whatever man. I might not even do it.
I've been so drunk that I have starting seeing double, but Paula must be on some strong stuff to be hearing double.
Probably what confused her was the sound went in one ear, then rattled around in her empty skull and the echoes made her think she heard two songs.
Her head is empty, it's the echo she heard.
Juan - great minds think alike. We were typing at the same time!
She passed out during his first song, woke up and thought he was singing his second song. She probably also marked him down for not changing his costume either.
She's a TOOL
Obvious Pill Popper
in other, only obliquely related, but very important news:
RIP Dr. Albert Hoffman (1906-2008)
They should replace her with MC Skat Kat.
They should replace her with Amy Winehouse.
Seriously, that would be high-larious.
Yea Arsino Hall is sitting at home saying and I used to tap that by home I mean card board box and by saying I mean vomiting vehimently
thats awesome, when a 400 pound porch monkey can follow the program better than her….
careful tango your showing your age
She should go back to slobbing on Cowell's knob
"Why just this morning I was not invited to judge the Brazilian Supermodel Secret Cocksucking Championships. You might think that was a big deal, but whatever man. I might not even do it."
If you are not invited, how can you be a judge" I think you read the invitaion wrong. They wanted you to be a contestant on the Secret Cocksucking Championships in whcih case i think you will win.
ps …..you got something on your chin.
This is proof that Paula has psychic abilities. BOTH his songs were crap!
The entire show last night was a train wreck. A production nightmare.
Wow. Hofmann was 102 years old. LSD must be good for you.
People who watch this shit deny they watch Jerry Springer. Just like they deny they shop at Walmart. It's all shit just different amounts. Do the right thing and kick a hole in your TV and burn down your local Walmart.
Straight up now tell me, are you really gonna' love me forever? Or are you just wasting time?