Way back in February there was a post on here, thanks to video by Redban, showing Ashlee Simpson wearing an engagement ring, and now the master of deception has finally come clean and admitted that she and Pete Wentz are engaged. Ashlee says…
"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best," Simpson said in a statement posted on friendsorenemies.com. "Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us."
Honest to god, would you rather be locked in a room with Alien, Frankenstein with an axe, or Ashlee Simpson. I don’t know for sure why Pete Wentz (who could nail 17-year-old-groupie-ass every single night) is doing this, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with being dumb.
Great! They can now get to the business of producing the most mediocre brood of halfwitted children in the history of the world.
I now pronounce you Emo and LipSinc, you may punch the kitten!
i guess closet space wont be a problem. she hangs her clothes, he wears them.
Lets hope she will be Fall Out Boys Yoko Ono and break up that sorry waste of good gear…lord knows its the only gig she can get….besides porno i mean and now that that pesky nose is outta the way she should be able complete a deep throat on Pete
The person who writes these things really confuses the hell out of me. He practically worships Jessica Simpson even though she's as dumb as ass-crack lint, but would seemingly choose an axe-wielding Frankenstein over Ashlee Simpson???
Sure, Ashlee Simpson's probably not too bright, either… and yes, she's had plastic surgery, but I think she's pretty hot and wouldn't think twice about pounding her kitty until the ASPCA picketed outside of my front yard.
Quinlan
lol
"You may kiss the Bride"
I want to be there when those words are spoken…. Who will reach first?
Forget groupie ass, now that she finally looks decent, THIS is what she picks?
Have you noticed that all these little rockers (and they're all tiny) never produce a single noteworthy song after they start dating these celebretards?
Frankenstein would be a better conversationalist, though it's always 'revenge this' and 'destroy humanity that' and 'please don't smoke - it upsets me'. The Alien, on the other hand, is kind of sexy in its own 'ultimate death machine' kind of way. Conversations tend to really short, though all that lubricant/hardening spit is kind of kinky. Golly, this is tough. What's the third option again?
Ah yes, I remember marriage. Hiding in the cedars… waiting for the lights to go completely out. Enjoy that Petey.
I read that "Pele" not Pete and for once I actually gave a damn about this skanks life.
Oh yeah, this will last *cough-bullshit* I mean look at them - I haven't seen or bigger missmatch of a couple since Klum and Seal. The guy looks like a dirty homeless tranny, while she (attempts) looks like a prissy, airheaded homecoming queen…
All I know is in the end, we better get a sex tape out of this… (w/ anal) cause something tells me Ashlees the more talented sword swallower of the two Simpson sisters.
They go together like Shit & Piss
no more threesomes for Mr. Simpson and the kids
LOL at the new age of 'Musicians'
/rebootworld
"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best,"
Where is it that lesbians can get married legally? i thought the jesus cockgobblers squashed that out.
bah! who cares?
yohnskull 07:05
It's "It's." I'm sure of that.
I thought they were identical twins or something but i guess they just have the same hairstylist and makeup people.