February 12, 2018 |
Papa Joe Simpson, father of daughter-wives Jessica and Ashlee. What happens in Abilene, TX stays in Abilene, TX. But other people are saying Joe Jackson, father of Janet and La Toya, which when you think about it seems almost difficult not to believe.
June 25, 2013 |
Here’s Ashlee Simpson in a bikini in Mexico. The photos are distant and faint and unremarkable, much like Ashlee herself. Photo Credit: FameFlynet
April 15, 2013 |
Remember six years ago when Joe Simpson promised that his girls would never end up in rehab like Britney Spears? Of course, you don’t, but I do. I can’t remember my ATM password or my mom’s birthday, but I do remember Joe’s Karmically tragic pronouncement. Well, it looks like Ashlee Simpson is in, or headed […]
December 29, 2012 |
It’s always been hard to believe that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are sisters, but the differences have become even more exaggerated over the past few years, with Jessica getting fatter and Ashlee aging backwards. She’s almost 30 but she’s so skinny and flat chested that if nothing else she can get acting jobs with the […]