Papa Joe Simpson, father of daughter-wives Jessica and Ashlee. What happens in Abilene, TX stays in Abilene, TX. But other people are saying Joe Jackson, father of Janet and La Toya, which when you think about it seems almost difficult... READ MORE

Here’s Ashlee Simpson in a bikini in Mexico. The photos are distant and faint and unremarkable, much like Ashlee herself. Photo Credit: FameFlynet READ MORE

Remember six years ago when Joe Simpson promised that his girls would never end up in rehab like Britney Spears? Of course, you don’t, but I do. I can’t remember my ATM password or my mom’s birthday, but I... READ MORE

It’s always been hard to believe that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are sisters, but the differences have become even more exaggerated over the past few years, with Jessica getting fatter and Ashlee aging backwards. She’s almost 30 but she’s... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson and her skinny friend with big tits went down to Los Cabos, Mexico, this weekend, and… damn. Ashlee’s ass is terrific. Who ever would have guessed that she’d end up being the hot Simpson sister. But then,... READ MORE

One time Pete Wentz gave Ashlee Simpson a 2 foot tall bee made of legos for an anniversary present. Another time he was partying with strippers in Vegas while she was home in L.A. posting pictures of their baby... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson showed off her new super-short haircut today in New York, and also the fact that she’s either a wax figure or robot now. Which actually makes her much more useful than the old Ashlee Simpson. As you... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson was at the US Open this weekend, and you’re gonna find this impossible to believe, but she was an annoying pain in the ass, especially at one point when they played a ‘Fall Out Boy’ song between... READ MORE

In news that will surprise the people who knew this band was still together, Pete Wentz announced on his blog yesterday that he was no longer a member of Fall Out Boy. (I) cant predict that id ever play... READ MORE