People Magazines 100 Most Beautiful People for 2008 was released today, and the fact that Christina Applegate and Rumor Willis are among those named is exactly why people should ignore idiot nonsense like People Magazines 100 Most Beautiful People. The mutt in the picture above wouldn’t make my list of 100 Most Beautiful Christina Applegate’s. The People website has a picture of her and she looks great, but of course they have a GD picture where she looks great. It’s Hollywood. They pound her with makeup and extensions and perfect lighting and professionals and take a hundred thousand pictures and then use one. You could make my nuts look like Abraham Lincoln if you did that all that. So see, Christina Applegate and my nuts have more in common than you may have thought.
I'd like to see that Abraham Lincoln picture
Even Al Bundy wouldn't fuck this hag.
I hate Hollywood nepotism - What the hell Rumor Willis and Kate Hudson? Both of them are ugly no talent pieces of Hollywood shit. Your mom and dad can barely act so that gives you the right to be the next big thing? Give me a break
That's why I have a full staff of makeup artists and hairstylists on duty 24/7, just in case I ever meet a drunken Christina Applegate in a bar and she comes home with me.
To be fair, those photos of Christina above were taken 25 years in the future.
in another off-topic curveball
i almost considered registering at filmdrunk to comment on the new coen brothers movie, but then i realized that would entail registering at filmdrunk, and what with all the drug abuse and street fighting i really can't afford to lose any more brain cells right now
so here is (are) my comment(s) on the new coen brothers movie:
awesome awesome awesome
Beat nuts yo
I'd hit it. Then drive her Porsche around while she was earning money, then hit it again.
Everyone looks like ass on the way to the gym.
I've seen worse.
HA, she looks like she is on the rag.
Rumer Willis WTF!
Are you sure People wasn't naming their favorite Mardi Gras mongoloid bobble head float?
applegate keeps getting prettier as she gets older. i don't give a fuck what piss poor picture of her you put up of her in the worst lighting as she's obviously sluggin around town on the way to the gym or some such nonsense. oh the things i would do…
And yes, we thank you for not showing Tumor Willis!
dam!! the throbbing hemroid on my asshole must have been just beaten out by Princess Willis this year.
Christina Applegate is pretty, that picture is bad. Rumer Willis IS NOT pretty, no matter how much makeup she puts on. She needs a head transplant. Or her lower jaw removed. Something.
I think Sarah Silverman is a very beautiful horse. And Rumer Willis is an incredibly handsome man.
Christ, I'd wreck it, if it let me.
Wow wtf Vanessa Hudgens is on their list too…
And yes I'd still hit Kelly Bundy
Momma told me to never spread a
rumorRumer. Now I understand why.Damn you all for making me google image search Rumor Willis, now I have to find some bleach to put in my eyes. Oh, and I'd love to fu*k Kelly Bundy.