04.24.2008 UMM, NO THANK YOU

Going to a hot girls house and having her answer the door naked is something every dude dreams of.  This story doesn’t have any of that.  MSNBC says…

According to Us Weekly, (Kelly Clarkson) enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings,” reports the magazine.
Why? “I just really like being naked,” the “American Idol” star tells visitors with an apologetic shrug, according to the magazine.

You know on the news when they do a report on local fatties and they go to the mall and film 5 minutes of headless waddling asses and ice cream cones disappearing behind blurred out faces?   That’s not really relevant to this, but those are cool.


(75) Comments

  1. Jake 04/24/2008 06:57

    chunky

  2. Jake 04/24/2008 06:58

    but id do her!

  3. godfather_kevin 04/24/2008 07:00

    What the hell happened to her?  At one point she was very nice and now she's very…not.

  4. Jake 04/24/2008 07:01

    I think she's pregnant - but i swear it's not mine!  That's not the hole i put it in :-)

  5. SCBitch 04/24/2008 07:04

    She's following Britney's bikini diet - and it's working.

  6. Angry WASP 04/24/2008 07:05

    tubs

  7. frankXchange 04/24/2008 07:09

    This is turning into no-holds-barred all-out gross-out contest.  Kelly Clarkson is a disgusting pig, not so much because of the striking physical similarity, but because her whiny music — especially her first big hit, where she blames her parents for all her personal failings. I'm surprised she didn't include all her late fines from the library, and her fourth and fifth trips to the buffet table.

  8. Jake 04/24/2008 07:09

    Obviously when you piss off Clive Davis they take away your personal trainer as punishment

  9. lgcjoker 04/24/2008 07:09

    Maybe she's worried about walking around with pants on and starting a damn fire. Hopefully she doesn't wear any corduroy. 

  10. MG Admirer 04/24/2008 07:10

    Those are very heavily reinforced jeans.   Note across the crotch for those very fat days, one can strap in further rope reinforcement to avoid bursting out.

  11. gravy donor 04/24/2008 07:11

    From fuckable to muffin top in under one year,shame.

  12. Quinlan 04/24/2008 07:11

    I'd still pump that muffin like a Keebler Elf with a creamy filling gun!

    (I have no idea what I just said, but it sounded bad-ass)

  13. Evil Malcom Norris 04/24/2008 07:15

    She looks….uumm…healthy.My local cannibal tribe would love her.

  14. cheese 04/24/2008 07:16

    uhmmm…. if this is true and she answers the door naked when photographers are around… uhmm…. wouldn't there be a picture or two floating around?

    An 18 year old gets out of a car and we see her bush through her panties because a photog was holding his camera down low desperate to get a shot yet their not fast enough to get a pic of Kelly Clarkson as she answers the door naked.

    Riiiiiight.  mmmmkay

  15. Chunk 04/24/2008 07:18

    my standards are incredibly low, but I would slather my weenus up and down her butt crack.  Just sayin'.

  16. MG Admirer 04/24/2008 07:18

    At least if she's already naked, it would save time undressing her before you have to roll her in flour and hunt for the wet spot.

  17. MG Admirer 04/24/2008 07:21

    <<<====  DOES HER RUMP NOW LOOK LIKE THIS?

     

    Perhaps, like Jennifer Love Hewitt, she was also photographed from an unflattering angle.

  18. MG Admirer 04/24/2008 07:28

    The last pic reminds me of that Cameo song Word Up

     

    "…put your hands in the air like you don't care…"

     

     

    Surprisingly, she declined to wear the codpiece.

  19. MG Admirer 04/24/2008 07:29

    where did everyone else go?

  20. Chunk 04/24/2008 07:32

    just waiting for you to say something funny MG…

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