05.18.2008 ANGELINA JOLIE IS CHANGING

Angelina Jolie is in France all week for the Cannes Film Festival, and yesterday she was caught changing her top on the patio of the villa where she and Brad Pitt are staying.  The statue behind her is also naked if any of you perverts care about that.  If the price is right, maybe I can steal it for you.  Because I’m so strong.  In the criminal underworld, they call me Lifto The Amazing. 

(picture source = splash)




(44) Comments

  1. JC 05/18/2008 08:56

    Wow…on a Sunday, too

  2. JC 05/18/2008 08:57

    I didn't know you updated on the weekends, B! Good job.

  3. 1GreatTrainRobbery 05/18/2008 09:55

    Great. Pixel tities. (Titties?)

  4. Tao 05/18/2008 09:57

    Pixel or no, it's certainly a worthy weekend update to get a glimpse at those pregnancy enhanced funbags.  Angelina, we love your tits… I mean you, I mean…  Thanks B!

  5. yohnskull22 05/18/2008 10:13

    May the Lord be with you.

  6. yohnskull22 05/18/2008 10:14

    And also with you.

  7. EdgardoElegante 05/18/2008 10:37

    That overrated bitch is very overrated.

    With each successive pregnancy she is starting to look more and more like Jon Voight. 

  8. orthoboy 05/18/2008 11:01

    I am absolutely, positively going to stare at these photos all day. I WAS going to watch Independence Day for the 18th time, but now you've ruined that, haven't you?

    ps. Any chance you can put up some "wedding night" photos of the Simpson/Wentz fuckery? 

  9. mephistopheles jefferson 05/18/2008 11:09

    I guess the front porch was occupied.  

    Nips.  Awesome. 

  10. Jayms 05/18/2008 11:25

    Even though I've seen her exposed chest in movies like hundreds of times, I still clicked on the link and went "Oooo" at the pics.  There's something a little more naughty about the candid pics — when she's not getting paid for it.  

  11. Mac-Daddy 05/18/2008 11:29

    hmmm, Villa with 9 bedrooms, 5 sitting areas, 5 bathrooms, 10 closets. I guess they nevr built a "changing room" so she has to go outside to get changed.

    I love dumb stars!

  12. Habitual Line Stepper 05/18/2008 11:36

    'Scuse me Miss … You gotta license for those guns?

  13. man bear pig 05/18/2008 11:38

    Mmmmmmmmmm………….milk on tap!

  14. elvindeath 05/18/2008 11:52

    I don't care how pregnant she is … give me 5 minutes and I'll give the chick triplets.

  15. EdgardoElegante 05/18/2008 12:02

    elvindeath,

    The only way you can give Angelina triplets is if you are working for an African adoption agency. 

  16. SexBombWannabe 05/18/2008 12:29

    nice, grainy nipples…but I'm glad you can't see her massive pregnancy

  17. Dirty Hairy 05/18/2008 12:37

    That fucking paparazzi just got paid!

  18. Robopope 05/18/2008 12:58

    Angelina Jolie is like a lovely horse.

  19. O-D-Doo-Da-Day 05/18/2008 13:05

    Hell, I'd suck Brad's dick just to see what she tastes like.  (Not that that would be my number one choice, mind you.)

  20. smooth0707 05/18/2008 13:21

    I'm such a sucker for a preggers tittie

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