Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Vanity Fair this month, and inside they have an interview with her where she shares her "innermost feelings about life, love, marriage, and career." And in Angelinas spirit of full disclosure, I have an innermost feeling I would like to share: when your penis punches the bottom of your desk at 60mph, it tends to ache quite a bit.
She shore does have a purty mouth…
nice.
crap. yelraf just wrecked my weekend. now what do i have to brag about at the bar? i hate you.
TWINS!
nice trade, brad.
I fucked a pregnant girl for about two or three months.
However, eventually she was pissed at me when she almost died from it being ectopic.
she looks too much like a porcelain doll.
i tried to fuck one of my grandma’s porcelain dolls once and she stopped me. told me i’d have to wait until i was at least 8.
porcelain pussy is the new black.
TWINS!
My question to her at the time?
Why use birth control at all….if it is not going to work?
Should I care about her feelings? I don't.
Take your shirt off bitch!
i’m glad they put the word, Oral, at her eye level.
cuz that’s the only kind of babies she’d ever have by me.
Porcelain pussies always cry about being "fragile".
…but they're really just (f)rigid and cold.
I bet she could give an awesome blowjob if she wanted to, Leftnut…….
….but I bet she hardly ever "wants" to.
i love sex with preggers women. its nice that a man can also get "double penetration"
I think I just ruined my monitor. Does anyone have a kleenex?
I like the irony of the "Oral History" being right next to her mouth…….hooohaaa
not too bright is more into thai ladyboys.
Obs - why would she want to? She knows that she would get whatever attention she desired.
i'll bet when she DOES feel like it, it's spectacular
none of them "want" to until you give them clitoral and g-spot based orgasms at the same time lots of times over and over again.
then you can't even talk to your mom on the phone without having your cock in a mouth.
sizzle,
i beat you to that one brother and the only reasoning i'm mentioning this is because it's at her eye level.
if it were at mouth level, it would be much more awesome than my penis and that's saying a mouthful.