05.21.2008 BLAKE LIVELY IS … EH

I saw something the other day about "Gossip Girl" being a huge unstoppable sensation, the hottest show on television, with the only possible stumbling block being that nobody watches it.   The ratings are apparently awful.  I have no idea.  I have no idea what it’s about or who is on it.   If a TV show doesn’t have anything about Rommel or cheerleader car washes, how good could it really be, and I don't think this has any of that.  I’m guessing it’s a bunch of sexy rich white kids who do scandalous things.  There’s lots of backstabbing and trendy music and big sunglasses and one of them is secretly gay.  Was I close?  Actually, who cares.  Doesn’t matter.  Here are pictures of series star Blake Lively and her boyfriend/co-star Penn Badgley in Mexico.  Or maybe Blake is the boy and Penn is the girl.  Does everyone on this show have a fruity, androgynous name?  I’m pretty sure the point of a name is to identify someone, I can't even tell who is a boy or a girl on this stupid show.  Why not just name your kid 5, or a drawing of a cloud.


(59) Comments

  1. PollyAnna 05/21/2008 05:57

    Holy hell. I checke once this morning and nothing new but a boring story about Alba.

    I am guessing our writer is taking the rest of the day off?

  2. Perry 05/21/2008 06:00

    Hollywood must be nice these days. Average looking women who cannot act and getting jobs for mega dollars must be the new trend.

     

  3. Juan 05/21/2008 06:01

    This show could be the new Dawson's Creek and Blake could be the new Katie Holmes.

    Which means everyone else on the show will fade into obscurity and Blake will marry a midget alien. 

  4. Perry 05/21/2008 06:01

    I guess the new trend for men's swimwear are capris.

  5. Mac-Daddy 05/21/2008 06:01

    No clue who this girl is, but holy hell what a great ass!!

    -Puts her on my "TO DO" list

  6. TW 05/21/2008 06:02

    Who?  It looks like two random people in bathing suits.

    Pic 3: Check out his "Who Farted? Oh yeah, me!" face.

  7. PollyAnna 05/21/2008 06:03

    Juan, I was thinking the same thing.

  8. TW 05/21/2008 06:03

    Nice inner thigh rough sex bruise on her leg in the last pic.

  9. Juan 05/21/2008 06:04

    Hey, what do you know…Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are their real names.

    So it turns out their parents are the pretentious losers who picked stupid names.

  10. Juan 05/21/2008 06:06

    Some good names for actors (following the same trend):

    a) Rape Forcibly

    b) Fall Overly

    c) Drink Responsibly

    d) Fart Loudly

    e) Grip Tightly

     

     

  11. tangocash00001 05/21/2008 06:09

    "blake" is probably her stage name. her real name is something like Ethel or Madge

  12. Perry 05/21/2008 06:09

     Her ass is nice, but no different from any other assess I see when I go on vacation.

  13. ososexilexi 05/21/2008 06:14

    From the clips I've seen of Gossip Girl it looks like any other soap opera only with shitter, less seasoned actors.

  14. DaJabroni 05/21/2008 06:21

    Who Is This Bitch?

  15. Jake 05/21/2008 06:33

    This just in… I want her…That is all.

  16. Mongro Jackson 05/21/2008 06:34

    Blake Lively is fuckin hot as shit, and I'd give just about anything to have consensual sex with her.  She is nice, normal (as reported by people who've witnessed her wait on line and help homeless people) and she's fucking hot to death.  Yes, I do adore her.  Leave Blake Lively alone, or there'sll be hell to pay.

  17. DaJabroni 05/21/2008 06:35

    You can have her Mongro, I'll take any bitch with two legs and a heart-beat Kristen Dunst and her bad-ass black-eye anyday!

  18. Juan 05/21/2008 06:37

    This just in: Mongro is really Penn Badgley.  Hi Penn!  Can we have your autograph?!

  19. Jake 05/21/2008 06:45

    Yeah listen to Mongro - Leave Britney I mean Blake alone

  20. Jayms 05/21/2008 06:54

    Rommel.  hehe, nice. 

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