05.22.2008 DAVID COOK IS OUR NEW IDOL

I didn’t watch a second of American idol this year, but David Cook is this years winner.  I don’t know who that is, or if he’s any good, but this picture came up when I ran a search on Getty.  No wonder he won.  He gives everyone presents on Christmas.  People love that.

(28) Comments

  1. djtechsys 05/22/2008 07:58

    crap

  2. Jake 05/22/2008 07:59

    Fuck AI and it's shitty marketing

  3. ososexilexi 05/22/2008 07:59

    I love Cook. He's a true rocker. So much better than that midget Archuletta.

  4. Mongoose 05/22/2008 07:59

    The 97.5 million people who voted for this fucking gay ass tv show are 97.5 million people the world could do without.

  5. Jake 05/22/2008 08:00

    It's just one person making 97.5 million calls Mongoose

  6. djtechsys 05/22/2008 08:04

    american idol? bullshit… i'll be listening to doc tommorrow between 2-4 Pacific time on UCLA radio, that's what *I* will be doing

  7. Bamshikawawa 05/22/2008 08:07

    'our'?

  8. THE O.G. HATER 05/22/2008 08:10

    I agree mongoose, if you call and vote for american idol your phone should automatically explode and blow your noodles all over your nice new hdtv.

  9. DaJabroni 05/22/2008 08:15

     I voted for Jesus…

  10. Ass Tagger 05/22/2008 08:16

    Huge c*ck in David Cook's butthole makes him happy.  Click the hyperlink in this article and see for yourself.

  11. Ass Tagger 05/22/2008 08:17

    I'm starting my own reality TV show called American IDLE.

    It's me and a group of my friends, sitting on the couch all day, drinking beer and singing into a Karaoke box.

    Tune in. 

  12. SCBitch 05/22/2008 08:19

    we can't have a david cook as a rock star.  There already is one.  His stage name was david essex (because that was the place he was born in).  plus david cook is already used as an artists' name.  he does indian basketry. 

    mongoose, og. I'm with you. 

  13. DaJabroni 05/22/2008 08:40

    Tagger, can we vote?

  14. Mac-Daddy 05/22/2008 08:43

    I'm one of the losers who watched this! and I could care less who won.

    All that mattered to me on this show was that super hot country bitch Carrie Underwear, was smoking hot in her perfomance and I am pretty sure NOT wearing panties under her jacket/skirt thing she was wearing!

    Where are THOSE photos?

  15. ososexilexi 05/22/2008 08:45

    Amen, Mac-Daddy! She was insanely hot and I swore that, just for a second, I could see up that dress.

  16. Ass Tagger 05/22/2008 08:55

    Tagger, can we vote?

    Absolutely.  We might even bring in chicks to flash some toe in between sets. 

  17. mediaphile 05/22/2008 09:03

    On David Cook:

    At least the motherfucker can play the guitar and sing more songs than just ballads.

     

    On Carrie Underwood:

    She was way hotter before the disgusting fake tits.  I don't know who she's trying to fool with those things, since she became "famous" before getting them.  Also, she is a terrible singer, and not just because she sings country (the only form of music worse than hip-hop).

  18. DaJabroni 05/22/2008 09:04

    That would be awesome, Tagger…can I bring my Mom?

  19. DaJabroni 05/22/2008 09:04

    That would be awesome, Tagger…can I bring my Mom beer?

  20. Mac-Daddy 05/22/2008 09:12

    Country music DOES suck. However, they got some HOT female singers!!

    Can you name some HOT current female Rockers….?

    If you say FERGIE, I will hunt you down and kill you for the liar that you are!!!

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