Just let this clip load all the way then skip to 1:50 because that’s when Madonna awesomely stops singing yet you can still hear her singing. Are the voices in your head getting louder? Probably, yes, but also there’s plainly a background track that Madonna is just singing over at her "live" concert in New York two nights ago. She sings and they play the song together, because if they just let her sing they might as well just turn on a cat scan machine and put the mic up to that for two hours. Or just dial someones fax number. There’s no way that could be any worse.
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shame on all these people for going to this performance. Shame.
Who knew Madonna was a phoney? She seems so down to earth she could drink whiskey will Hillary
hmmm….your detective skills are off today there Watson. If she were lip syncing you wouldn't still be able to hear her god aweful voice when she steps back in front of the mic
There is obviously a simple explanation for this:
a) the awesome power of the Kaballah allows her to perform miracles
b) Madonna is giving her fans a two-fer: singer and ventriloquist
c) sound crew was left over from Ashlee Simpson/Mariah Carey/Milli Vanilli concerts
PEOPLE, STOP going to her shows and buying her shit music.
End of her!
Oh that IS her shitty singing alright … It's just the "bed track" or "guide track" that you hear, it kicks in after the amazing guitar / vocal intro. In real life, I know the odd thing about music, and well .. Let's just say that her guitar playing might not be that good. I like the look on her face while she tries to concentrate on moving her fingers (wrongly) and singing at the same time. She looks like students I used to teach in grade 7. Hasn't this slut won major music awards? What a fucking travesty. In a word … go fuck yourself Madonna you no-talent scrag.
Hang on, that's two words.
POTATO IN MY ASS!!!!!!!
Who knew Madonna was a phoney? She seems so down to earth she could drink whiskey will Hillary
I've never drank whiskey will hillary. Is it delicious?
Am I out of line in saying that I'd still hit it? Cuz I would. Twice.
HBL, good explanation.
Madonna needs to follow Bing Crosby's example. When he started singing with Paul Whiteman's orchestra, they gave him a violin with rubber strings so he would look like he was playing an instrument.
Note to Madonna: get rubber strings for your guitar. You can strum all you want, no noise!
[btw, I know 99.9% of WWTDDurdenites have no idea who Bing Crosby or Paul Whiteman were. Ask your great-grandmother. I don't care if you have to dig her up to do it.]
If I click on the link will my penis shrink?
Yes it did
Madonna is so, you know, 1980's.
America, please take her back - England doesn't want her any more. And take that Gwynneth Paltrow at the same time - she pollutes the air.
To be fair, doing two things at once is hard.
It took years of diligent practice before I could surf internet p*orn and type one-handed. But I perserved and today am I an expert!
^am I an expert? Yes I am!
And another thing, people in New York of all places that can't think of a better musical performance to witness than a Madonna concert deserve to .. well … have to listen to Madonna sing … Wait that's it … Oh my God, I understand everything now … It's all so clear to me … It's all so beautiful … I am walking toward the light …
… Poof …
she makes Schwarznegger look girly
Please Madonna, With the profits from this Concert Buy Your cavegirl daughter Lourdes a FUCKING RAZOR AND TWEEZERS!
To be fair, doing two things at once is hard.
It took years of diligent practice before I could surf internet p*orn and type one-handed. But I perserved and today am I an
expert!pervert!Fixed it for you Juan
In Russia people found with music by Madonna are beaten with club and sent to Gulag!.