Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt came home from their extra fancy Monaco trip last night, but they spent the day on a yacht owned by Paul Allen, the co-founder of Microsoft (net worth – 16.8 billion). Pax and Maddox climbed all around his helicopter and rode jet skis all day. After that they used big bags with dollar signs on them as pillows during a nap, then had a diamond fight on a pterodactyl. Presumably.
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Shit like this makes me wanna go all "Billy Jack" on the next famous person who bitches about how difficult it is to be a celebrity: and for those born after 1989, Billy Jack was a half breed Indian Green Beret who knew Judo, and saved hippies in Arizona!
It's just like my life! Only not…
8==D;-(
I hate microsoft and all the money they make by buying up everything so they can put their name on it.
It makes me feel a little ill to see this and know none of them are limiting where they go because of the cost of gas.
Screw them all.
Honorably mentions of 1970s Ass-Kickers: Buiferd Pusser ("Walking Tall"), Jim Kelly ("Black Belt Jones"), and the entire cast of "The Warriors"!
Actually the funny thing is that I see that boat moored up here about 4 months of the year.
Brad's ass must be bleeding .
Some one has to put out!
Rumor has it Paul Allen paid Brad Pitt $1 billion for Angelina.
To be the figurehead on the bow of his yacht.
Except she's so pregnant that it capsized the ship.
Zing!
Money can't buy you love, friends.
It'd be fun to try though.
Why couldn't those guys in the speedboat hit this ship instead of the U.S.S. Cole?
Excuse me, someone's knocking at the door.
Agghhh! Homeland Security! Somebody call my lawyer! Johnnie Cochran or Robert Kardashian!
What, both of them are? Crap.
I like to picture Brad and Angelina role playing the scene from Titanic "I'm king of the world" then falling overboard.
It's not the size that counts, it's the motion in the Oscean.
So I've heard.
Stay tune for the exciting sequel to Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo.
It's called, Juan Was Busted for a Smart-Ass Remark on WWTDD and is Now in the Club Fed, Cuban Division.
Quinlan Can you dig it? (Warriors, ciome out to plaaaaaaaaay.)
That boat is sick though. It has another boat, jet skis, helicpter and a car all on deck.
I bet Bill Gates looks at Peter's Yacht and laughs.
Only 16 billion?
AHAHAHAHA
Isn't that the yacht that's owned by S.P.E.C.T.R.E. ?
(and would that make Brad agent #2)
What, they only take two kids out at a time? Where the hell are the rest of 'em?
Hopefully Billy Jack can take time out from protecting the Freedom School, Howard Hesseman and teen sluts who are trying to find their "own groovy thing."
Billy Jack: "You know, I'm gonna take this bare left foot Brad, and kick it across your pouty pink mouth, and there's not gonna be a damn thing Angelina can do about it!"
Cyrus (from the Warriors): "Can you dig it!"
Oh no you sank my battleship!??