Brad Is A Deadbeat Dad According To Angelina

August 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Brad Pitt is pretty much a rolling stone. Wherever he lays his Donegal flat cap or fedora is his home. He just makes sure to never set down any of his lids at an orphanage. Because being responsible for... READ MORE

Brad Is Stopping Angelina From Enjoying Life Outside Of America

June 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The love between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be over but the fighting is not. Jolie wants to drag her kids to London but Brad wants to stay in Los Angeles where the weather, women, and pretty much... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Producing His Own Me Too Movie

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s always two sides of a story and Brad Pitt is all bravado and in no way a little bitch if you let him tell it. While Rose McGowan and other women are securing TV specials that allow the... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Most Likely Banging MIT Professor Now

April 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Brad Pitt is scouting common folk because elite vagina gets tiresome after awhile. Especially if it’s attached to Angelina Jolie. Brad isn’t the smartest man but he’s every woman’s wet dream so there aren’t too many women he can’t... READ MORE

Blind Item: GOP Candidate Filmed Having Sex With 2 College Guys At “St. Charles House Of Horrors”

March 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

There was a political candidate who had all the backing and money in the world last year on the Republican side. He was then shown a video of himself with two college guys engaged in several hours of sex.... READ MORE

Newly Single Jennifer Aniston Eyeing Brad Pitt’s Penis?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

An older woman and a younger man have broken up after a relatively short time together, and the news is obviously pretty hard for people to digest. When has this ever happened. Eighty-five-year-old actress Jennifer Aniston and forty-six-year-old actor Justin... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Bids On Highest Escort Date In Hollywood

January 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mother of Dragons Emilia Clarke is a hot item right now and Brad Pitt is driving up her value with his $120,000 bid for a HBO Go and chill date. Certainly strange that a man considered one of the... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Uses Proper Name To Pick Up Women

January 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Brad Pitt probably solved celebrity men’s problems long before being accused of sexual harassment had become a Hollywood thing. Instead of attempting to sleep with other stars, shoot lower and land amongst the working class pedestrians. Brad became the... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Insists She’s the Same Old Anorexic Angelina As Before

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jolie has appeared rail thin for many years now. It's easy to write this off as a natural body frame for Jolie. Much like her admitted cocaine and heroin consumption were natural sources of nutrition.


Brad Pitt Didn’t Back Down When Weinstein Encroached On Gwyneth Paltrow

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you’re known for giving people pikey poundings on screen, threatening elite sexual favor seekers with a Missouri whooping off screen isn’t too far behind. Brad Pitt saves the day again.