Brad Pitt Most Likely Banging MIT Professor Now

April 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Brad Pitt is scouting common folk because elite vagina gets tiresome after awhile. Especially if it’s attached to Angelina Jolie. Brad isn’t the smartest man but he’s every woman’s wet dream so there aren’t too many women he can’t... READ MORE

Blind Item: GOP Candidate Filmed Having Sex With 2 College Guys At “St. Charles House Of Horrors”

March 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

There was a political candidate who had all the backing and money in the world last year on the Republican side. He was then shown a video of himself with two college guys engaged in several hours of sex.... READ MORE

Newly Single Jennifer Aniston Eyeing Brad Pitt’s Penis?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

An older woman and a younger man have broken up after a relatively short time together, and the news is obviously pretty hard for people to digest. When has this ever happened. Eighty-five-year-old actress Jennifer Aniston and forty-six-year-old actor Justin... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Bids On Highest Escort Date In Hollywood

January 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mother of Dragons Emilia Clarke is a hot item right now and Brad Pitt is driving up her value with his $120,000 bid for a HBO Go and chill date. Certainly strange that a man considered one of the... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Uses Proper Name To Pick Up Women

January 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Brad Pitt probably solved celebrity men’s problems long before being accused of sexual harassment had become a Hollywood thing. Instead of attempting to sleep with other stars, shoot lower and land amongst the working class pedestrians. Brad became the... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Insists She’s the Same Old Anorexic Angelina As Before

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jolie has appeared rail thin for many years now. It's easy to write this off as a natural body frame for Jolie. Much like her admitted cocaine and heroin consumption were natural sources of nutrition.

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Brad Pitt Didn’t Back Down When Weinstein Encroached On Gwyneth Paltrow

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you’re known for giving people pikey poundings on screen, threatening elite sexual favor seekers with a Missouri whooping off screen isn’t too far behind. Brad Pitt saves the day again.

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Angeline Jolie Martyrs Like No Other

July 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hollywood loves to dole itself out awards. Save for the most honest categories. Like biggest martyr. Literally everybody's in contention. But Angelina Jolie likely slides in for the win.

 

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Brad Pitt Has Softened

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Watching the Brad Pitt of 2017 is like watching a player who stayed too long in the game. This guy was once your hero. Now he's broken and passed around by sailors in the boiler room who haven't seen... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Master Plans

December 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to sources that keep ringing TMZ's ear, Angelina Jolie's master plan remains a move to England with her six United Colors of Benetton kids and an ultimate push for the Secretary General of the United Nations gig. She... READ MORE