Lily Allen’s drunken naked antics have won her a special place in my heart, but apparently the same cant be said for millionaire F1 owner Flavio Briatore. The Sun says…
LILY ALLEN is making an almighty splash in Cannes. She was booted off Formula 1 boss FLAVIO BRIATORE’s yacht after some spectacular boozy behaviour.
Lil ripped off her bikini top and threw herself off the side of the boat in a moment of drunken excitement. The crew had to fish her out of the Med because she looked like she was about to drown.
Once she was back on board red-faced Flavio covered her up with her dress because he was embarrassed by her inappropriate antics. Then she was told, in no uncertain terms, it might be best to retire for the evening.
In Flavios defense, it's annoying when a drunk naked girl dies on your yacht. Unless you’re a few miles off the coast and no one else is around. Then it's not so bad.
First! Also, it's funny how now she's gone topless once, she goes topless every single day. I wish more celebrities would indulge in this "reckless" behaviour…
Belly flop!
Thicky thick girllllll
She must have been drunk: doesn't she know topless women are not permitted anywhere in France and especially in Cannes?
This would be much more interesting if she didn't look like a mother-of-two part-time cashier from the local Big Boy.
shes definitely a member of the titty-do club
Small pic #1 has achieved the previously-believed impossible:
makes Britney look slim and fit. Nice gut, Lily.
Plus Britney has bigger boobies.
Ted Kennedy can teach this Flavio Briatore a thing or two on how to handle drunken bitches ready to drown.
chunk a dunk
she looks like elisha cuthbert after 6 months of binge eating
There's something wrong and gross about seeing lily allen naked but i can't quite put my finger on it – her third nipple doesn't help though.
She couldn't even drown herself, the poor critter. Who could, with all that blubber she carries around her ass?
Matters were further complicated when she mistook the life preserver for a doughnut.
Britney fat
Looks like the water is cold. Also, it's nice how the other guys just walk by or stand and stare.
And… pics 3 & 4 are mixed up, when I click on one, I get the other.
One more thing, nice boobs, lexi. I know penis and leftnut will appreciate you keeping your word.
Body is actually kinda nice
meow
Thanks, Polly!
Dean Wormer was wrong. Fat, drunk and stupid is a way to go through life.
Why this ugly skank?
Please stop taking your shirt off. One of this days you might poke an eye out….!
Anybody actually know who this whore is that she gets to frolic in the Mediterranean on some billionaire's yacht all fuckin day? What the hell has she done?