The first single from Jessica Simpsons country album has finally leaked online, and I don’t usually listen to music about whiskey and waffles, but I guess this sounds okay. She has a good voice for country, and she's blond with big tits, so this will probably be a big hit record. Of course those dogs who bark Christmas carols have a big hit record too, so apparently making a popular record isn’t as hard as it might seem.
Durst
Who owns your asses, cunts?
I won't ever listen to any of her music, but I will surely nail the hell out of JS, Hard, Often and with regular twice-daily precision.
In fact, I'll even call her dad and let him listen while I bang his daughters ass with my magic meat whistle of doom!
i listened to the first 25 seconds. she sounds to goddamned fake. you need a real southern "down ass bitch" to sing country songs. Like Joss Stone or even that cumcatcher, Kelly Pickler….those bitches can drink you under the table and then ride your dick until the herpes decide to migrate. At least Joss Stone could. Pickler does anal though…..fo sho. Jessica Simpson? She does whatever older white men in suits tell her to do. Which translates into sucking satan's cock. The cowboys will win the super bowl…IF…Romo starts beating off in a drainage ditch. No different than banging jsimp.
good mawning bishes.
Not my cup of tea musically. But I sure wouldn't mind watching her get gang banged in the back of a beat up old pick up truck.
What? Isn't that what country's all about?
lol "magic meat whistle of doom".
Hahahha, LNJ. The perfect way to start the morning. But how could you forget about Carrie Underwood?
You had me at blond with big tits.
It pains my penis when I realize how utterly retarded she is.
But then I make her bleed rectally anyway..
1st time I've ever heard her sing.
I think the song would be much more successful if she was singing "Cum all over" insted of "come on over."
her video isn't the only that "leaked online."
OK, that didn't make much sense, but it sounded dirty.
Sort of like Jessica–zing!
^the only thing
dammit
every time I make a typo, I have to work for 10 minutes as penance.
the Perfect Cuntree gangbang
ME - JS - Pickler - Underwood and, maybe even that McPhee Chick.
Not sure why, but I find her incredibly hot!
Plus, I agree with LNJ Pickler certainly does anal! and If she didn't she seems dumb enough to believe that it won't hurt as long as she stuffs an apple in her mouth and hums the tune to Rawhide!
I think this album would sell a whole lot better if it was just 30 minutes of her slurping cock.
Fuck doing music………she needs to do porn! I wouldn’t mind seeing her bent over and watching those mellons swing back and fro.
She’s got some nice boobies. Not sure about her voice….
I think I'll wait for her rap album.
Hell, Paleomiz, I might even download that illegally online!
Sorry but there is no insult that I can give that she has not already given to herself.
I think this album would sell a whole lot better if it was just 30 minutes of her slurping cock.
I would have several copies of that album, some just as back-ups…she gives me the horny sumpin' fierce!